• Project Runway: Potato Sack Couture

    Project Runway: Potato Sack Couture

    Last night I was forced to make one of the most difficult decisions of my life. Seriously, I finally understood what Sophie went through.
    Which would I watch: Project Runway or the Jersey Shore season finale?

  • Project Runway Rundown: What Did Carol Hannah Do To Deserve This?

    Project Runway Rundown: What Did Carol Hannah Do To Deserve This?

    Well, it took an entire season but after going home with the top 3 designers – Meana Irina, Giggles Hannah and Hometown Althea – I think I’m finally invested in Project Runway. Though that might have nothing to do with what the girls are actually working on and more to do with watching Tim Gunn first in a flowery apron and then trying to work that old elevator in Althea’s building.

  • Project Runway: All Is Right In The World

    Project Runway: All Is Right In The World

    So it’s finally time for Fashion Week. Fashion Week that happened a year ago, but a big moment for those designers who made it through, nonetheless. It’s been a long journey. 12 challenges and ots of lost talent along the way (we’re talking mostly to you, Ra’Mon!). But after last night’s episode, I can honestly say that those judges finally did some good…er…judging.

  • Project Runway Rundown: The Hottie Vs. The Hot Mess

    Project Runway Rundown: The Hottie Vs. The Hot Mess

    That’s it. I am d-u-n-z-o with Project Runway. DUNZO! I love me some Heidi Klum and I think Althea is fantastic, but I refuse to support a show that I just can’t connect to anymore. If you haven’t watched this week’s episode (and you still care what is happening in this snoozefest they call Season Six) I would stop reading now. Cuz I’m about to get angry.

  • Project Runway Rundown: I Got Clothes In Different Area Codes

    Project Runway Rundown: I Got Clothes In Different Area Codes

    Much like my relationship with pie (love the pie…hate the 3 hours I spend in the gym after eating it), I am experiencing a bit of a love/hate with Irina. On the one hand, she’s a Jew (and a proud one, flaunting it in all its blingin’ glory) and we Jews gotta stick together. If we don’t support our own people, who will?

  • Project Runway Rundown: Christina Aguilera Gets an E For Effort

    Project Runway Rundown: Christina Aguilera Gets an E For Effort

    I have to admit – it’s becoming somewhat painful to watch Project Runway this season and find things to write about. Unlike seasons past where designers say and do funny things beyond whipping up runway looks, all things more than worthy of writing about, this season is a whole lot of blah. And it’s impossible to write about blah.

  • Project Runway Rundown: I Hate Ruffles.

    Project Runway Rundown: I Hate Ruffles.

    After the judges decided to boot Ra’mon – the most talented designer on the show – last week, I really wanted to boycott Project Runway. There is so much other great TV on Thursday nights (Ace of Cakes, The Office, Community) that I didn’t feel the need to watch the same show that had turned its back on me the week before.

  • Project Runway Rundown: Lights, Camera, Hot Green Mess

    Project Runway Rundown: Lights, Camera, Hot Green Mess

    Last night’s challenge was to design a costume for a Hollywood film. The designers had to choose from a few different film genres and create a character, a story and a look within that genre. Tim pulled names out of that little velour (of course he’d have velour!) bag of his, which decided what order designers could pick their genre.

  • The Project Runway Rundown: What’s Black and White and Blah All Over?

    The Project Runway Rundown: What’s Black and White and Blah All Over?

    I have a confession to make: I was more excited about my California Pizza Kitchen leftovers last night than I was about Project Runway. Now, I’m sure most of you are thinking to yourself, “Obvi. CPK is the bomb.com, so who wouldn’t be super excited about those?”

  • Project Runway Rundown: Do Your Boobs Hang Low?

    Project Runway Rundown: Do Your Boobs Hang Low?

    Last night’s episode of Project Runway made me realize three things:
    1. When models aren’t walking the runway, they have zero sense of personal style.
    2. Many of the designers on this season of PR would make great designers for Delias.
    3. I should have had one more drink at happy hour.

  • Project Runway Rundown: auf Wiedersehen, Bitches!

    Project Runway Rundown: auf Wiedersehen, Bitches!

    You know what they say in baseball: “Three strikes, and you’re out!” And now we know the same is true in Project Runway.
    But more on that later.
    First let’s discuss Tim Gunn in flip flops and Wayfarers.

  • Project Runway Rundown: Don’t Feed the Leanne-imal

    Project Runway Rundown: Don’t Feed the Leanne-imal

    I’m not gonna lie: I was drunk when I watched Project Runway last night. It’s not my fault; there w…