Do You Possess the Mighty Vagina Power?

Come one, come all. Revel in the power of the vagina! Fear the power of the penis!

This absolutely amazing YouTube video has been getting lots of attention, and not just because it’s a public access sex show hosted by Alexiss Tylor and her mother, (“bend her like a pretzal” and “hit her from the back” are not phrases a mother should hear) but because she has quite a unique, no-fuss way of explaining her theories on the frightening power of male genitalia and the affect men’s goods have on our “lonely, cold vaginas”.

Listen for Tylor’s deep insights, such as “If you really wanna earn your man, you need to learn your man.” Tylor also points out that many women need to have orgasms so badly, that they use their “Jack Rabbits” under the desk at work. Oops….my secret’s out!

The best part of the video is when Tylor repremands men who serve women “a side of penis” but won’t take them out to Long John Silver’s for some shrimp. What?!? No romantic rendez-vous at Long John Silver’s?!? You men make me sick.

If we learn anything from this video, it’s that “All penises are not created equal.” Oh, our forefathers would be so proud.