The Pussy Pump. No Really; That is What It’s Called.

I don’t want to sound all creepy (or pathetic), but I thought I was pretty knowledgeable when it came to masturbation. I mean, I know how to do it. I know different toys to use. And I do it on occasion (some occasions occurring more frequently than others).

So you can imagine my shock when I was informed about this new little double duty ditty.

Ok, I have heard of many uses for a pump:

1. Filling a tire

2. Filling a gym ball

3. Making your lips look plumper (if you are really weird)

But for self induced sexual satisfaction? This is quite new to me. And slightly new to the rest of the world. Apparently, this form of masturbation has been used in small circles nationwide for years, but has only recently hit the mainstream (i.e. Lover’s Lanes across the country). Read More »