6 Places You Shouldn’t Leave Your Panties

A pair of Queen Elizabeth’s used bloomers were recently auctioned off and sold for $18,000. We know what you’re thinking. Why in the world would the Queen sell her panties? She didn’t. TMZ reports that the estate of “Baron” Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi recently put the vintage undies up on eBay. We know what you’re thinking now. Why in the world do they have the Queen’s panties? The estate claims that the bloomers were retrieved from a private plane the queen used en route to Chile back in 1968. Queen Elizabeth– part of theĀ  mile high club!?

While no one knows for sure why or how the undergarments got left on the plane, we can think of a few places we would hate our knickers to show up! And let’s be honest, we’ve all lost a pair of panties…or two. Maybe they fell out of your gym bag when you changed into your swim suit to swim laps? Maybe you lost your luggage? Let’s just hope no one finds them any of these places:

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Just The Tip, Prince Willy…

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Well, ladies, if you have ever wondered what Prince Willy’s willy looks like…today is your lucky day.Pictures have surfaced of the future King of England with his junk out and about for the world to see. This is the peepee that will lead the future of England… the royal scepter, the monarch manhood, the regal wanker in Cockingham Palace!

But, seriously, WTF is he doing? and why is he holding his bangers and mash like a fag? (English word of the day: Fag is a cigarette, and he is seriously holding it like one.)

Maybe that’s how they do it in the UK…you know, like how they drive on the other side of the road?

I don’t know…but I never would have thought that I would see the future ruler of England takin’ a leak on a fence.

That is definitely not proper, Willy, your Grandmama would have a fit! Find a loo!!!


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