Candy Dish: All The Bacon and Eggs

Will Season 4 be the best ever of ‘Parks and Recreation’??

Sofia Vergara thinks she looks like a transsexual

A reporter mocks Kim Kardashian on live TV

The Real Housewives of New York will look a little different next year.

Fall fashion inspired by ‘Rent’

Is there a secret Jay-Z love child?

If web browsers were women

For my birthday, I want this cake

On staying grounded in Hollywood


Candy Dish: Can a Website Help Roommates Get Along?

Can a website help roomies get along?

The most romantic cities in America.

7 tips for running into your ex gracefully.

Lindsay Lohan gets a real job! Well, maybe.

Too bad he’s a total douche.

Bethenny may not be done with ‘Housewives’ after all!


Happy Lazy Day! Let’s Nap

I’m elated to announce that today, August 10th, is National Lazy Day.  Seriously, this is a recognized day of do-nothing.  Go out and get batteries for your remote, set up a cooler right next to the sofa, find the comfiest clothes possible – you’re going to be doing a minimal amount of moving.  In honor of the only holiday better than Christmas, I bring you the ultimate Lazy Day schedule:

Noon: Wake up, but don’t get out of bed.  Reach over to your night table and grab your laptop.  Of course you left it there last night; the desk is way on the other side of your room.  Fall back asleep before you even log onto Facebook.

1:00: Wake up for real this time.  Pick your laptop up from the floor since it probably slid off your comforter.  Do all the requisite email checking, Facebooking, Tweeting, and stalking.

1:45ish: Get out of bed and put clothes on.  Wait, pause.  Did I just tell you to put clothes on?  Shame on me, this is Lazy Day.  Put on fake clothes; you know, the kind with stretchy waists and baggy arms. Read More »


Candy Dish: Brittany Murphy’s Husband Found Dead

Simon Monjack found dead in his home.

Kelly Bensimon says funny things.

5 reasons ANTM is better these days.

Elin Nordegren hits Tiger where it hurts.

5 songs that should be retired from the big screen.

Teen idols then (hot) and now (well, see for yourself).


Candy Dish: Another Day, Another Real Housewife CD

Oh God. Countess LuAnn’s got a song.

Teen moves into Bed, Bath and Beyond.

How to get the internship of your dreams. Not.

Uh, did Gavin Rossdale cheat on Gwen?

New Zealand prepares itself for Bieber-fever.

Lady Gaga gets naughty in Esquire.


From PopEater: Jill Zarin Spills ‘Secrets’ on ‘Toxic’ Bethenny

While her feud with Bethenny Frankel heats up on Bravo’s ‘Real Housewives of New York City,’ off-screen Jill Zarin has pushed the backlash aside to promote her debut book, ‘Secrets of a Jewish Mother.’ Co-written with her mother, Gloria Kamen, and sister, Lisa Wexler, ‘Secrets’ shares practical advice on everything from fashion and dating to money and motherhood.

This season of ‘Housewives’ has taken the fight between former best friends Bethany and Jill to a new level. “I keep getting judged on behavior I may have done already. I sort of wanted to let people know I have tried and I’ve been trying for six months. Should I bawl my brains out? What do you want me to do?” says Jill.

Jill sat down with PopEater to spill her thoughts on being snubbed from Bethenny’s wedding, celebrity parenting and what to expect from the rest of this season of ‘Housewives.’ See what she had to say here.


Candy Dish: Don’t Be Tardy for Simon Cowell’s Party

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You wouldn’t want to miss this $1.5 million bash.

Bethenny Frankel has been replaced!

This woman definitely dances like no one’s watching…

How do you rock a one-sleeved dress?

Lindsay Lohan can’t design clothes either.

Earn some money for getting good grades!


Candy Dish: Pregnant Woman Gets Preggers Again

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Pregnant woman gets pregnant AGAIN.

Um. I have no words. This is disgusting.

The army gets its  first female drill sergeant!

Wait. Which Kardashian is getting married?!

Cray cray Kelly Bensimon will be taking it all off for Playboy.

Hipsters will save the economy (or at least PBR).


Who Can Fill Paula Abdul’s Louboutins?

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I, for one, am thoroughly sad to hear that the web is abuzz with rumors that Paula Abdul might be abdicating her judge-ship on American Idol. She’s my second fav of the 4 AI judges (I mean, honestly, no one beats Simon: that smile, that accent, his badass, smart-alleck wit…swoon; Randy I stop listening to after the first “dawg” leaves his mouth; and I haven’t completely warmed up to Kara, yet, though the girl can sing).

Ms. Abdul was always amidst controversy during her stint on the AI show, from Cory what’s-his-face who swore he did the “straight up” with Paula, to lingering questions as to whether or not her Coke might be mingling with some Captain in that bright red cup. Regardless, I don’t see how the show could be nearly as entertaining that mumbo jumbo that comes out of Paula’s mouth (“You’re so pretty!”) and her weird clap (seriously, what is with that?.

Let’s face it, guys: we need a little crazy dancing around while the contestants sing. But the crazy has, allegedly, left the building. So who can we get to take her place? Read More »