I’m not going to lie. I have wanted to be on the Real World pretty much since the first season. The amazing houses, free food, cool jobs, and a reality TV career for the rest of my life? I’ll take it. I always wanted to be the annoying bitch too. Look at Beth—everyone hates her (with good reason) so they invite her to everything just to cause drama. For money in the bank, I really don’t care if America despises me.

While Beth is still a struggling actress over ten years later (honey, give up already), Trishelle from the Vegas season seems to be spreading her acting wings. With appearances in such classics as Lingerie Bowl 2006, and Playboy TV’s Girls of Reality TV already under her belt, she seems well on her way to… something. I always thought she was kind of a hussy, but perhaps this next movie could shoot her to the top of the list with the likes of Reese, and Angelina.

Keep your eyes peeled this summer for Ninja Cheerleaders starring none other than Trishelle Cannatella. Honestly, y’all—I thought this was a joke when I first saw it. Whatever will they come up with next?

‘How do you feel about Trishelle’s acting career?’

What could be more exciting than ditching a semester of classes to live 3 months of your life shacked up with 7 strangers inside a fishbowl? You got me, but get this, MTV has recently announced that they will soon begin casting for the 20th season of the “Real World”- and according to TV crunch “this time around, the wanning music network is looking for more than just semen-slurping sorority girls.”

MTV says it is “searching for cast members with career and life goals that they want to pursue in a major metropolitan city.”

“Aspiring actors, models, dancers, filmmakers, musicians, athletes, artists, journalists, stylists, and fashion designers are particularly encouraged to apply, as well anyone else with interesting career goals and a passion to succeed.”

You might be saying to yourself, “well sign me up!” Well Here You Go.