Sure, when I first learned the name of this little web TV show I was a little skeptical. I mean, what girl would want to watch a reality series about cheerleaders doing god knows what?

But in a curious moment, I decided to give Undercover Cheerleaders a look… and I kid you not, I was ROTFL!!!

The story is this:

After being rejected by the Dallas Cowboy’s Cheerleading Squad (even though they were much hotter than the others) Nikki, Jess, Ash and Steph are determined to use this experience to expose the other incredible injustices in the world. They are the epitome of the overly enthusiastic, smiley cheerleader stereotype, but still maintain individual characteristics (i.e. Ash is a pothead – how sweet is that?) Together they will lend a helping hand to those in need and right the terrible wrongs.

The result is not only hysterical, but incredibly inventive and refreshingly original.

The series runs throughout the summer on Hungrymantv.com. The first episode entitled “The Danny Glover Cab Test” is up now so check it out. You won’t be sorry.

I have a lot of friends that – unlike perfect little me – have some flaws. One of my friends is a huge slut. Another of my friends is impossible to argue with. Yet, they are my best friends so I look past their minor flaws and enjoy them for the amazing friends/wing women/shopping partners a girl can ask for.

I suppose I feel the same way about the people over at MTV.

My love for The Hills is so deep that, just like with my skanky friend, I will look past the blatantly obvious and totally unrealistic moments and dive into the deep depths of drama that fill the 30 minute (actually, 12 minutes after the extended MTV commercial breaks) episodes each week.

This week was no different. Despite the fact that:

a) Heidi decided to move in with Spencer, packed all her shit, rented a U-Haul and settled in with her man all in one day

b) Audrina decided to move in with LC, packed all her shit, unpacked most of her shit and settled in with Lauren and a pizza and champagne dinner all in one day

c) We caught a perfect reflection of Heidi in the side view mirror of the UHaul as she dramatically pulled away from the Villas with her (douche-baggy) man – I still loved every. last. second. Read More »

I’m not going to lie. I have wanted to be on the Real World pretty much since the first season. The amazing houses, free food, cool jobs, and a reality TV career for the rest of my life? I’ll take it. I always wanted to be the annoying bitch too. Look at Beth—everyone hates her (with good reason) so they invite her to everything just to cause drama. For money in the bank, I really don’t care if America despises me.

While Beth is still a struggling actress over ten years later (honey, give up already), Trishelle from the Vegas season seems to be spreading her acting wings. With appearances in such classics as Lingerie Bowl 2006, and Playboy TV’s Girls of Reality TV already under her belt, she seems well on her way to… something. I always thought she was kind of a hussy, but perhaps this next movie could shoot her to the top of the list with the likes of Reese, and Angelina.

Keep your eyes peeled this summer for Ninja Cheerleaders starring none other than Trishelle Cannatella. Honestly, y’all—I thought this was a joke when I first saw it. Whatever will they come up with next?

‘How do you feel about Trishelle’s acting career?’

Well, surprise surprise. It’s happened again. Yet another Laguna Beacher has made a boo-boo behind the wheel.

Remember Jessica Smith? In Season 1, she was Dieter’s gf, kind of a background player. But in Season 2, she was brought to the forefront, when she dated Jason, broke up with Jason, kissed Jason while he was dating Alex AND while he was dating Lauren “LC” Conrad, and then dated Cameron in Season 3. Yea. She got around.

Anyway, TMZ.com reports that Jessica was arrested on Monday for drunk driving. She was driving her Beetle, crashed into an Acura, and really hurt the people in both cars. Her bail was set at $100,000, which I’m sure was no problem for her family to handle. She’ll be back on the roads in no time.

And, to top it all off, she’s only 19.

Hmmm. If I remember correctly, the same thing happened to Jason, (who, in my opinion, lacked any sort of personality and wit for a reality TV character) and if I also remember correctly, it happened on more than one intoxicated occasion. I don’t know what’s going here, but when these lucky lads and lassies sign their “Laguna Beach” contracts, they should also sign away their rights to ever get behind a wheel. Ever. They’re always drunk, anyway.

I can’t wait to find out who gets the next DUI. Maybe it’ll be a kid from “The Hills.” Oh, the suspense!

OMG. I know I am a little slow on the uptake, but due to a giganto exam I had to spend Monday night in the library instead of on my couch with Lauren, Heidi and Whitney. Thankfully, my good friend TiVO was there in my time of need and I finally got to watch the drama unfold on this week’s episode of The Hills.

And it was AMAZING – especially without having to sit through MTV’s 3.5 minute commercial breaks.

Let me just begin with the biggest and most awesome part of the whole show: Whitney’s modeling experience. I bet you think I am going to talk about her plummet down the stairs, but you are wrong. Mostly because I tend to fall all the time, so I really feel for the girl. No, the part that really made me weak in the knees/warm all over was the part where Ms. Intern-NYC looked all pissy when she wasn’t the hottest girl on the stage (which, mind you, is not hard considering how weird looking she is). It is not like I hate the girl, I just think she should be working as a school librarian/planting flowers instead of working for Teen Vogue. Read More »