Energy drinks.

Most of us have tried them, and some of us have tried them all. Every week another choice seems to pop up, promising everything from a little “oomph” enhancement to a metabolism increase to an “illegal” amount of taste.We swallow them down because we want the boost, not because they taste anything near good, many of us foregoing coffee for a chemical concoction because of it’s supposed higher caffeine content.

Not to disappoint you, but the amount of stimulant in that sugar-and-piss liquid may be lower than its advertisers would have you believe. Read More »

So many parties, so little time – to sleep. What is a girl to do when the coffee, Red Bull and B-12 shots just ain’t cutting it? NinjaDude.com reports that Lindsay Lohan has found a solution to this age old dilema.

Blohan, seen here leaving a NYC club on St. Patty’s day sports a “mysterious white substance in her left nostril evidently aiding in her excitement level for the evening.”

Lindsay, a bit of advise: Try Crack. It doesn’t stick to your face.

But on a serious note, for all of you that need more info on the condition known as “Blo-nose,” please check this out.