[Every week, CC and John will bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution! Leave your own overheard convos in the comments.]
Excited, rushing conversation, behind a closed door:
“And then this guy… he just, like, whipped out a trombone! And then some other guy just pulled out a harmonica! And then… and then someone had to do his laundry!”
A girl, holding up a bottle of vodka: “It’s my dildo! The best kind – the kind that has alcohol in it.”
Two girls arguing at a party:
“I’m gonna punch your cock off!”
“I don’t have a cock!”
“I wish you did – so I could punch it off!”
A dude walks into an apartment, carrying a keg.
“Wait,” asks another guy. “Is that, like, for drinking?”
“Nah, I think I’m gonna bathe in it, first. Hey, is that pizza? Maybe I’ll rub that all over my body while I’m at it.”
A girl at the library, in the stacks, as loudly as possible: “Listen. So then I talked to my doctor, and then my gynecologist, and he put me on birth control – but he says I still need to use condoms when I’m f***ing my boyfriend, because I might get syphilis! I know, right?” Read More »
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