• Single. Not Needy

    Single. Not Needy

    Needy. Ugh. That one word can make any guy run for miles, and being labeled as such is every girl’s worst nightmare. It’s funny in the movies; we can all ROTFL when a character leaves a guy seventeen voicemails in a row (“How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”) or assumes that an invite to a party is a declaration of love (“He’s Just Not That Into You”), but the reason it is so funny is because it’s based in some very real, very painful truth.

  • Sexy Time: R-E-S-P-E-C-T

    Sexy Time: R-E-S-P-E-C-T

    Regardless of what some of my readers might think of me, I don’t’ have a lot of experience with one-night stands. That’s a lie; I don’t have any experience with one-night stands. I don’t look down upon people who choose to do it (obviously, I write a frickin’ sex column), it’s just not something I’ve done myself.

  • Duke It Out: Chivalry?

    Duke It Out: Chivalry?

    Earlier this month, we were asking where chivalry had gone – and I’m down with that, I’d like to know where the little sucker slipped of to, too. But what I want to talk about now is, if chivalry is gone, do we really want it back? And should we expect it?

  • Breaking Rules, Not Roles

    Breaking Rules, Not Roles

    Alright, we’ve been through this familiar phase one too many times. There’s that cute guy in your English class, you make eye contact, exchange a few words, and then you call every single one of your friends to fill them in with excruciating details. Then, a few weeks go by, nothing happens, and this routine soon becomes much too unexciting for you.

    So…what happens next?

  • Miss Manners: Home-for-the-Summer House Rules

    Miss Manners: Home-for-the-Summer House Rules

    Ahh.. home sweet home. Or is it? Now that most of us are home for the summer, we’ve realized that the break’s over and the spontaneous nights of beer pong and the freedom to do who/what we like are gone. Funny how quickly it went from, “Our baby girl’s finally home from college. We’ve missed you so much!” to “Oh. You’re home? Run to the store for milk.”

  • Miss Manners: Break Up Etiquette

    Miss Manners: Break Up Etiquette

    I’m going to be honest: my last break up was over four years ago. So when my editor suggested I do a Miss Manners piece on break ups (“because we all suck so badly at that”), I really had to rack my brains for “polite” ways to conduct a break up. What I found was: There is no polite way to break up with someone.

  • Miss Manners: Urinal Etiquette

    Miss Manners: Urinal Etiquette

    Just for fun, I’ve decided to lighten up this week’s column with an article on urinal etiquette. I get such a laugh every time a guy friend walks out of a public restroom screaming, “He was staring at my penis!! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON’T LOOK AT ANOTHER GUY’S THING!” Come to think of it, this seems to happen an awful lot.

  • Tough Love: “Friends Don’t Let Friends Date Bitches”

    Tough Love: “Friends Don’t Let Friends Date Bitches”

    It was Sunday night, which means a spread of Diet Root Beer, a chopped green apple, a turkey sandwich and my TV tuned to VH1′s Tough Love. Last night we saw Steve challenge the girls to be low maintenance.

  • A Cautionary Tale from a College Disaster: Psst…Pass the Gossip!

    A Cautionary Tale from a College Disaster: Psst…Pass the Gossip!

    Gossip and rumors are main staples on college campuses across the nation, and the website Juicy…

  • Top 15 “Eff Him” Break Up Jams

    Top 15 “Eff Him” Break Up Jams

    Have you ever noticed that guys have, like, the WORST timing ever?
    When it comes to breaking up, d…

  • The Hills: Everyone is Crying

    The Hills: Everyone is Crying

    Due to the fact that I am a Jew, I had to miss the live episode of The Hills. As I sat at Rosh Hashanah d…

  • Sexiling: Yes, You CAN Be Tactful About It

    Sexiling: Yes, You CAN Be Tactful About It

    The dorm. The 18×10 space you are crammed into with another girl, who may or may not be a comp…