If you suspect your guy of being unfaithful, there are a number of steps you can take: confront him, leave him, hack into his Facebook account, hire a private investigator to tail him.
Or, you can take things a step further and, you know, pour scalding hot water on his balls while he sleeps.
In an article aptly titled “Great Balls Afire,” the New York Post is reporting that a woman from Queens, who believed her husband was cheating on her (again), allegedly poured a pot of hot water over his genitals while he was asleep. He suffered second and third-degree burns over 30% of his body.
Even better, “by the time [he] woke up, the skin was falling off.” Of his penis.
Gives new meaning to the phrase “it’s hot as balls,” doesn’t it?
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