Candy Dish: Japanese Toy Boobs! Aww

• When the going gets rough, the Japanese make toys.

• There’s something about Florida and incompetent people that will always be equally depressing and amusing. Which is why I’m not shocked this story involves both drugs and a bus driver.

• Two bus driver-related stories?! This one about a pissy driver who left his noisy student riders on the side of the road. Canadian bus drivers? Don’t mess.

• Video: Cute Alert! Take a minute and warm your heart. You’re welcome.

• This Friday night, break this out and see what happens!

• Do yourself a favor and read this on Saturday morning.

• Cute and inconvenient! Baby hogs totally hog the road (with picture!).