Oops! Heidi Montag can’t vote after all–sorry McCain (but thank you, God!)

Behold: the bacon bra

The Do’s and Don’t of crashing Beyonce and Jay-Z’s wedding

Seven jokes that actually came true

More reasons why sex is awesome

“I was raped” t-shirt

Posh Spice’s new adss for Marc Jacobs–WTF?

Astronomers discover solar system that is the Mary-Kate to our Ashley

Why wouldn’t you buy Armani roller skates?

RIP Charleton Heston.