It’s always a treat to find some hidden treasure in the back of your mom’s closet. What’s (arguably) better is finding old photos that make you stop and ask, “you seriously wore that?!” Believe it or not, your daughter will one day be asking you the same thing. Here’s what I think she’ll be pointing to…

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I wouldn’t exactly say it’s a coincidence that these new Camelflage panties came out just as the number of camel toes seems to be rising at an exponential rate. They’re everywhere! At the MTV movie awards, standing next to me on the subway – heck, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw a few on the soccer field at the World Cup this Saturday.

And it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what’s to blame for all this camel toe chaos. It’s those freakin’ rompers and jumpsuits everyone seems to love so much! One could easily take a cheap shot at Lady Gaga and blame her for popularizing these vag-hugging-suits that are now plaguing Miley, Xtina, Rihanna, Katy Perry etc. but I will do no such thing! I think everyone’s forgetting the days of Britney’s red catsuit from the “Oops I Did it Again” video. Why not point a finger in that pleathery direction?

After spending the last 45 minutes of my life looking at pictures of celebrity’s camel toes, it’s really starting to make me self-conscious. Does the plastic jumpsuit I keep in my closet for those very special occasions (read: Halloween and weddings) similarly reveal a definable outline of my lady parts? Or how about those jeggings I throw on when I can’t seem to fit into my skinny jeans? Do they too expose a frontal wedgie (A.K.A. a fredgie)?

Maybe it wouldn’t hurt to invest in a pair of camelflaging panties. And while I’m at it, perhaps I should pick up a few pairs for these revealing Hollywood ladies. I’m pretty sure I’d get some sort of Nobel Prize for my contribution to society. Read More »

So summer’s officially here which means it’s time to pack away those close-toed shoes and always flattering turtlenecks and pull out the short sleeves, the rompers, and the summer sandals. Worried that your toes aren’t trendy enough to go out so exposed? Read up on all the latest nail polish trends that will have everyone throwing compliments at your feet.

And don’t stop there! Get your face summer ready by making sure your eyes are popping and your face is clear. Just keep in mind to keep the summer make-up on the lighter side or you risk ending up looking like Heidi Montag…

Chances are you’re seeing the light at the end of the cold month tunnel and feeling ready to bare those legs again. While dresses and skirts are the obvious way to show some leg, their counterparts, rompers and shorts, are another equally adorable option. A much more practical option, I might add, as they won’t blow up (exposing your lady parts) when a lovely spring breeze blows through.

There are many options of shorts available, with every length imaginable to cover up as much (or as little) as you want, whether you’re going to the office or to the bar. Or, for those ladies who think picking out two pieces of clothing is far too much to ask of anyone, there is always a romper to try out. (Yes, try it out! I guarantee it will look better on you than you think!)

Despite what you may think, just like skirts and dresses, shorts and rompers can be worn out day or night. You can even wear them on a chillier day with tights underneath, meaning you can indulge in a little instant gratification right now before the temps start rising. Read More »

I don’t know about you, but after what seemed to be the most grueling. winter. ever. I am excited and eager to dust off my spring wardrobe… and add some new pieces to it. As is always the case with the new season, we have some new trends (along with a few piggy-back trends of season’s past) to spice up our wardrobes.

Here are some of Spring 2009’s hottest trends: Read More »