The promo clips for Snooki and JWoww's new Jersey Shore spinoff are out, and while there are some funny moments, they're pretty lackluster. It's looking like Snooki's greatest talent is getting drunk and getting herself into ridiculous situations.
Our friends at Tres Sugar outlined the 10 signs they're crazy about Pippa (And did a great job- bringing back nude tights? That's no small feat!), but we thought we might one-up them. Or rather, seven-up them. After taking a long look in the mirror (and crying over our flat butts), we present to you the 17 Reasons Why Pippa Is Better Than You...and us.
Luckily, Pippa Middleton was around to add some sass and excitement. I honestly didn't follow that much of the royal wedding coverage, but from what I understand, she's sort of an Olivia Palermo mixed with a little bit of old school Nicole Richie and a dash of Paris Hilton. Essentially, flawless.
Before the death of Osama Bin Laden rocked our worlds (and our Twitter feeds), we were all about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Prince William and Kate's wedding was the biggest event we'd seen in our lives, and their faces were plastered everywhere. But while everyone else was gasping at Kate...er...Catherine's dress, I was yelling at the TV for a little more Prince Harry screen time.
I'm exhausted. I'm a little buzzed. And if I never eat another cucumber and cream cheese sandwich again I'll be perfectly content. But despite all that and the fact that the Royal Couple merely pecked one another for the big moment, I wouldn't change it for anything. (OK, maybe if I had actually been invited to the wedding, but whatev.)
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In case you have somehow managed to avoid every media outlet for the past 5 months and aren't aware...the Royal Wedding is happening April 29th (that's Friday). And due to the time difference, coverage will begin airing on the East Coast at 4 am, although the actual wedding won't take place until 5:30 am.
In just 2 weeks, Prince William (AKA. the one that got away) is going to marry Kate Middleton in front of a global audience.