K-I-S-S-I-N-G (on camera!).

Are Hilary and Mike in for wedded bliss?

An open letter to hamburger sliders. Nom.

Sorry, younger sibs.

Who’s presenting at the Emmy’s?

10 lessons from single women in movies.

Wait, who is Robert Pattinson dating now!?

Elin’s meeting with divorce attorneys.

Could it be? An Ugly Betty movie?!

Sex educators chastised for TMI!

We’re loving these military inspired jackets.

Jizz….on your nails???

Wanna cruise with the Backstreet Boys?

The dark side of thrift stores.

Lady Gaga’s gone celibate.

10 things you should always recycle!

RPatz is a naughty boy!

Is this really it for Simon Cowell?

"I like dudes...er... I mean, I'm allergic to lady bits."

Ever since Twilight hit the theaters, the world has been looking for signs of a love affair between RPatz and K-Stew. We’ve been looking for photo evidence and waiting for some confirmation from their reps. But maybe what we should have been looking for is an itchy rash around Robert’s mouth?

Recently, RPatz has claimed he is blatantly “allergic” to lady parts. After working with naked women in a racy Details shoot, he revealed, “I really hate vagina’s. I’m allergic to vagina’s.”

Allergic, eh? Kinda like how I used to pretend I was allergic to carrots because I just preferred chocolate cake. Yeah, we’ve all heard that one before, Roberto; you ain’t foolin us. That vagina allergy paired with that perfectly mussed up hair and alleged love affair with a girl who looks eerily similar to a 12-year-old boy is telling a different story.

A story we’ve heard from other well-dressed and perfectly groomed guys in the past: Read More »

In case you still didn’t know…

Beaver pees on news anchor’s face. Happy Friday.

Looks like it’s time to head back to The Gap.

Back off, ladies. Kanye is not single.

You can learn a lot from…porn?

Wanna see celebs doing drugs?

Does RPatz have a drinking problem?

The Olsen twins are designing clothes for us!

Is Kristin Cavallari killing The Hills?

Andre Agassi’s got a big secret!

Why do guys dump women after sex?

Stars come out to honor MJ in L.A.

The newest installment in the Harry Potter series came out this week and so did my inner (well, mostly inner…sometimes outer) geek.  My friend Google helped me satisfy some of my more nerdy urges to gaze upon the faces of my favorite wizards (past and present).  That’s when I was reminded that Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter once-upon-a-time.

After spending some time re-watching The Goblet of Fire and considering a double feature with Twilight, I started thinking of the similarities between Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson.  As much as I love those two, sometimes they can get annoying.  And pale.  Why are they so pale??  So, for a special magical edition of Celebretard Showdown, we have a wizard and a vampire.  Giggity. Read More »