Russell Brand is the One Who’s Getting Away

Looks like Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry. A little over a year after they got married in India, it’s shocking to see that Russell is the one pulling the plug on their relationship. Not only was he starry-eyed in love with Katy (and telling everyone who would listen), but he also got the better end of the deal in this marriage.

Katy, we understand breakups are tough. Really, we do. But in this scenario you’re actually winning. Don’t believe us? Just look at the fact that you’re super talented, totally hot and rich as get out. And Russell…well…he kinda looks like a crazy person. Read More »


Katy Perry Set to Take Over A Year Off from Music

Just when we’re falling madly in love with her latest video “The One That Got Away” (warning: watch only with tissues within reach), Katy Perry informed her managers that after the final leg of her California Dreams world tour, she’s entering a musical hiatus. I feel like my lover is leaving in a few days to study abroad, and he’s just telling me now.

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We Gotta Know: Is Russell Brand Hot or Not?

There are about a million of celebrities we would like to see in their underwear. And don’t get all, “ugh, you guys are gross and objectifying men” because you know you’re drooling on your keyboard right now just picturing Collin Egglesfield in a pair of boxer briefs. It’s OK, I am too. [Wipes mouth.]

But of all the celebrities we would want to see strip it down, we got stuck with Russell Brand. And home boy isn’t even sporting some Michael Jordan Hanes.

He’s rocking the tighty whitey look. Outside. Spread eagle. Checking his texts.

There is so much wrong with that statement that I’m not even sure where to begin.

And it doesn’t help that Mr. Perry is in one of those awkward files. You know, the pile of celebrities we just can’t decide whether they are attractive or not. Like, he’s got some nice features (his eyes are nice, his teeth are straight and he’s got the skinny thighs so many girls dream about), but is he sexy or scary? Is he hot or not? And would he be as hot without eyeliner the gorgeous Katy Perry on his arm?

Look, it’s Monday and these are the things I think about, OK? I mean, it’s either this or my History final, and in the grand scheme of things, I’d rather think about Russell Brand in his undies than what happened in 1896.

So what do you guys think? Is Russell Brand a tightie whitey wearing hottie?


Dumbest Things Celebrities Have Said About Dieting and Working Out

I always wonder how celebrities manage to maintain such amazing bodies. Thank god, every tabloid EVER constantly feature celebrity diet articles called “How I lost 10 pounds and kept it off!” in which that week’s super skinny celeb claims they stay lean by eating a healthy balanced diet of lean meat, oatmeal and tons of veggies. Oh, they also take their dog for hikes and they do Pilates for exercise.

I secretly suspect that their real diets include a lot less oatmeal and a lot more nothing. And why do I think that?

1. Because I’ve been eating oatmeal for years and my thighs still touch when I walk.
2. Because celebrities say such dumb things about dieting I honestly can’t believe a word that comes out of their mouths.

Wanna see what I’m talkin’ about? Here’s a list of some of the dumbest things celebrities have said about diets and working out. It’s the kind of stuff that makes you scratch your head and say “Oh, honey!” while also making you feel a whole lot better about the fact that although you work out every day (or at least have every intention to!), you still don’t have Megan Fox’s body. Read More »


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The 30 Most Overrated Guys in Hollywood

Remember that time you fell in love with that baby-faced Canadian kid who got his start on Youtube, that shy vampire actor with the British accent, or that awkward-yet-charming guy from Arrested Development and then everyone else fell in love with them and talked about them every day and they were everywhere you looked and you secretly started praying for their demise?

The celebrity rise from a nobody to an overrated celeb happens so quickly these days that it’s hard to keep track of who you love and who you hate. Thankfully for you, we’ve created (with a little inspiration from Guyism’s 66 Most Overrated Women of 2010) the ultimate list of the 30 most overrated guys in Hollywood right now. In no specific order…

[Click on the pic to get even more of their overrated-ness.] Read More »


Candy Dish: We’re Way. Too. Excited. for SATC 2

Want a little taste of SATC 2?

Joey Fatone takes a stab at a solo career.

OMG, all our Spencer Pratt dreams are coming true!

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Russell Brand’s got an interesting addiction.

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Who Wants To See Levi Johnston Naked?

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Ready to see this guy's hockey stick?

Are you getting pumped about Levi Johnston’s upcoming full-frontal spread in Playgirl?

Wait, what’s that? You just threw up in your mouth a little?

Levi might be conventionally attractive, but his status as Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Jon Gosselin’s new buddyMichael Lohan must be green with envy – and an all-around jerk (in response to New York Magazine asking him how he was adjusting to life in the Big Apple, Levi said, “I run this city. It ain’t no thang.” UGH) means that we’re less than excited about the idea of having naked pictures of this asshat plastered all over the internet next week.

After giving the matter some thought, we realized that there are actually only five guys that we’d be even more opposed to seeing in their birthday suits. Read the list if you dare—the thought of these dudes naked might just make you shudder. Read More »


Beware of Meggings!

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No, Russell, these aren't even OK on you.

When it comes to fashion, Americans seem to be a little late on the uptake. More often then not, fashion trends start elsewhere before they creep their way over to NYC, L.A., and the rest of this fine place we call home. While this often leaves us waiting in anticipation for the latest craze in handbags or jeans to make their way into our closets, we aren’t always leaping to be the next nation to pick up a trend.

And right now that trend that we’re praying will pass us by is Meggings.

Yes, meggings. Leggings for men. Grown men. They have blown up in Tokyo (and have been spotted in Paris, London, and, gasp, New York), with men sporting them under shorts and with boots. And not just to keep warm during a morning run on a cold winter day.

This is a full-blown fashion statement just screaming “Look At My Junk!”

Being that I live in NYC, the first stop for new trends, I’ve recently had the honor of a run-in with a pair of meggings. And it was brutal. Seriously, I don’t like watching girls walk around flaunting their camel-toes in these things and now I’m forced to deal with full-frontal on a dude? Read More »