Really Special Olympics: The Strongest Vajay

Tatiata Kozhevnikova, a 42-year-old Russian woman, is the proud holder of the world’s strongest vagina. The mind boggles with questions. How do you go about strengthening your vagina? Are there specific vagina weights? A vagina class at your local gym (um, THAT’S an awkward, sweaty hour…)?

The Obama Term Drinking Game

There are only two things I didn’t do enough in 2008: read about Barack Obama, and drink. A…

Vladmir Putin Will Teach You Judo

Since it’s a holiday weekend, you don’t have to spend your Sunday catching up on ho…

The VP Debate Drinking Game!

In case you haven’t heard, tonight is the biggest, baddest and most important VP debate EVER.
An…

Get Your Care On: Issues To Worry You This Election Season

We’ve got a serious case of the Issues this year. But what to care about? Where do you aim yo…

Russia, Stop It; We Aren’t Impressed (And Other Peeps Who Ruined Our Fun)

So who gave Russia permission to be the biggest buzzkill ever?
If you haven’t heard, Russ…

“1984″ in 2008? The Government Controls it All…

Oddly, these two news stories are more Orwellian than Orwell.First we have this little ditty. I…

Fire Strikes Universal Studios Hollywood, Japanese Closet-Dwelling Woman Discovered, (and more!)

I am sad to announce that legendary fashion designer Yves Saint Laurent passed away in Paris on S…

San Diego State Students Arrested in Drug Bust, Austrian Ruggers Stage Massive Striptease (and More!)

It’s time for your daily dose of news with Kandy Korrespondent!
The Myanmar death toll fr…

Bush to Country: I Don’t Have a Magic Wand, So Stop Pestering Me! (And More!)

And now (drumroll please) the news with Kandy Korrespondent
As the price at the pump soars beyon…

Understanding Russia’s Farcical Presidential Election

Russians will go to the polls on Saturday, March 2, to elect a new president. Unlike our suspense…

10 Things You Need to Put Bacon On

• What are the top 10 foods to top with bacon when bacon goes with everything?
• Looking to waste ti…

Daily Dose of Weird: Wife Sets Man’s Juicy Bits on Fire

Guys, if any of you are reading this, you may want to stop right now.
Seriously. Honestly. Look aw…

Russia declares National Day of Make Baby Sexy Time

Ahh the Russians. I do love them.
Amazing vodka, awful food and some of the most wonderful people…