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Really Special Olympics: The Strongest Vajay
Tatiata Kozhevnikova, a 42-year-old Russian woman, is the proud holder of the world’s strongest vagina. The mind boggles with questions. How do you go about strengthening your vagina? Are there specific vagina weights? A vagina class at your local gym (um, THAT’S an awkward, sweaty hour…)?
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The Obama Term Drinking Game
There are only two things I didn’t do enough in 2008: read about Barack Obama, and drink. A…
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Vladmir Putin Will Teach You Judo
Since it’s a holiday weekend, you don’t have to spend your Sunday catching up on ho…
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The VP Debate Drinking Game!
In case you haven’t heard, tonight is the biggest, baddest and most important VP debate EVER.
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Get Your Care On: Issues To Worry You This Election Season
We’ve got a serious case of the Issues this year. But what to care about? Where do you aim yo…
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Russia, Stop It; We Aren’t Impressed (And Other Peeps Who Ruined Our Fun)
So who gave Russia permission to be the biggest buzzkill ever?
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“1984″ in 2008? The Government Controls it All…
Oddly, these two news stories are more Orwellian than Orwell.First we have this little ditty. I…
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San Diego State Students Arrested in Drug Bust, Austrian Ruggers Stage Massive Striptease (and More!)
It’s time for your daily dose of news with Kandy Korrespondent!
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Bush to Country: I Don’t Have a Magic Wand, So Stop Pestering Me! (And More!)
And now (drumroll please) the news with Kandy Korrespondent
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Understanding Russia’s Farcical Presidential Election
Russians will go to the polls on Saturday, March 2, to elect a new president. Unlike our suspense…
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10 Things You Need to Put Bacon On
• What are the top 10 foods to top with bacon when bacon goes with everything?
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Daily Dose of Weird: Wife Sets Man’s Juicy Bits on Fire
Guys, if any of you are reading this, you may want to stop right now.
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Russia declares National Day of Make Baby Sexy Time
Ahh the Russians. I do love them.
Amazing vodka, awful food and some of the most wonderful people…

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