• Candy Dish: Kate Gosselin Looks Different…

    • Is it just me or does she look like a tranny? • Oh no, what's wrong with Gary Coleman? • One Olympian will do anything to win the gold. • What do the stars have in store for Brooke and Charlie Sheen? • Who's Ryan Gosling's new lady? • I think I love drunk Mariah.

  • Candy Dish: Sienna Miller Is a Hot Mess

    • She makes me look like the Virgin Mary. • Miley Cyrus has some slutty sisters. • Hey there, Ryan Gosling. Come to mama. • Lady language decoded. • Who is this Alexa Chung chica? • Whoa, Britney's lookin' good!

  • 16 Reasons To Love Canada

    Today, July 1st, Canadians and the people who love them (yes, lots of people love Canadians!) are celebrating Canada Day, an annual federal holiday commemorating Canada's "birthday" in 1867. Since then, Canada has contributed a whole lot to the world...

  • Candy Dish: What a Naughty Teacher

    Note to self: do not send pornographic pictures to students… Wait, Melrose Place is comi…

  • Candy Dish: Megan Fox is a Fox…

    Megan Fox looked stunning at the Golden Globes…bitch. Obama pup will either be a Labrado…

  • Candy Dish: Harry Potter’s weewee is wee

    Harry Potter like you’ve never seen him before! Are overalls seriously coming back in st…

  • The Most Romantic Love Story on the Planet

    If you read one thing today, check out this amazing Holocaust love story with a fairytale ending…

  • Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams To Take Adorable Relationship to Next Adorable Level?

    Looks like it’s time to put away that life-sized poster of him you were painting, because…

  • Staff Rant: LiLo, Is It So? (Lohan and Ronson Come Out of El Closet)

    Did you know Loveline was still on? Yeah, we didn’t either, until Lilo decided to call and…

  • Candy Dish: So Cute, Yet So Heartbreaking

    Ryan and Rachel back together?  Good for them…sniff… Pamela Anderson don’…

  • Candy Dish: Someone Give Ryan Gosling My Damn Number (so he can stop ruining marriages)

    Ryan, if you would just date me, you would have no home to wreck! Caution, triathlons may kill you…

  • It’s My Birthday: Here Are Some Things I Like

    Birthdays are days when you’re allowed to do whatever you want, eat whatever you want, an…

  • Super Bowl Sunday’s Link Bonanza!

    Best. Easy. Nachos. EVAH. Brooke Shields proves she’s still hotter than most of us will ever be.…

  • Peter Jackson Tells Ryan Gosling He’s Too Fat, I Get Pissed

    Ryan Gosling, my future husband, walked away from a major film project this week, citing simply…

  • Ryan Gosling’s New Feel Good Sex Toy Movie

    It’s fall, and that means Hollywood starts caring about the movies again. Traditionally, summ…

  • Shot of the Week: Almond Joy

    I love Almond Joys. They’re basically my favorite candy bar. Coconut, almonds (for protein!),…

  • Dirty Dancing sucks! (and other popular movies I hate)

    Dirty Dancing It’s true. I hate it. I’ve hated that stupid film since the first time I saw it on a TV…

  • Gosling and Gyllenhaal Are My Boyfriends

    “Jesyan” “Jesake” “DiGaal” No, I haven’t fallen asleep on my keyboard. I’m just seeing what the…

  • Ryan Gosling is My Future Husband

    It’s official. I want to marry Ryan Gosling. This clip from the Ellen DeGeneres show proves to me…

  • Who Says Romance is Dead?

    Sure, the perfect romantic evening for me would entail sitting on the couch with my boyfriend, e…

  • Freaks Do It Better

    You know, I’m beginning to think freaks really do have more fun. And apparently, have an easier t…