We love a good Do It Yourself project around here – hell, we stayed up late last night trying to distress our own jeans. But there is a line that we do not cross.

And it involves sex toys.

With so many great pleasure toys on the market, why anyone would want to make their own - out of a saber saw – we will never understand. But someone did. And that someone is now in the hospital after, “the saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman.”

Yeah, let that one marinate for a minute.

Shoulda stuck with the Sasi, lady. That’s all pleasure…without worry of sawing off your lady parts.