If you’re not a huge gossiper/have a subscription to every tabloid/read the gossip blogs religiously/understand the issue that is Suri Cruise’s choice in footwear, it’s hard to understand what all your crazy, celebrity-obsessed friends are talking about. I mean, it’s hard enough to tell the Jonas Brothers apart – how does anyone keep up with Britney Spears’ relationship status (are they on? off? on? is she shaving her head again?!)?

It’s exhausting and you’ve got more important things to do than look at who Perez Hilton is drawing penises on this week. So let me help and be your Cliff’s Notes of gossip. I’ll bring you the 5 biggest Hollywood happenings of the week so you know what’s going on to the most important people on earth. (That was sarcasm, in case you didn’t get it.) Read More »

Check out Obama’s new ride!

Jenna and Barbara Bush write an open letter to Sasha and Malia.

How does Obama keep so lean and fit? The Barack Obama Diet of course.

Size really does matter in the bedroom.

Aretha Franklin shows us hats are back.

Get free make up!

The Asahi Beerbot makes drinking beer even more fun.

Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford love to keep us guessing.

Senator Kennedy rushed to hospital during Inauguration luncheon.

NBA stars pay tribute to Obama.

Nicole Bridger’s eco-friendly designs aren’t just for hippies.

Kate Winslet confuses her husbands.

Our BFF from Titanic took home 2 awards!

A look at the makeup at the Golden Globes.

A new and surprising place to find cute jewelry on the cheap.

Detoxing doesn’t always mean giving up everything.

A new Microsoft (musical) commercial. Has to be fake, right?

Haley Joel Osment is funny.

Someone tell Kanye we don’t need to see him naked.

Still on break? (We hate you.) Here are a few ideas for making the most of it.

Good news, ladies: Blake Fielder-Civil is back on the market!

T. Tandon: a designer to love, want and dream about.

Which is better for your student group: a FB page, or group?

WTF is up with Mickey Rourke?