Oh, the writers strike. It’s been cock blocking so many fun events for us spectators as of late, but not the SAG awards! The ceremony actually went and got a waiver from the Writers Guild of America and the show, for once, went on Sunday. Stars grazed the red carpet with expected ease and as with all major events like this one, the night was just as much as about fashion as it was anything else. And as with every fashion event, celebrities seem to always be hitting it or missing it.

So here’s who HIT it Sunday night:

Marion Cotillard looked absolutely stunning in a dress by Nina Ricci. She looked so elegant and princess like…I could hardly stand the sight. Her dress makes me wanna try Prom all over again.

Vanessa Williams managed to pull off a very difficult Escada dress with ease. The breast line cut and bright yellow would definitely make ME look like a ghost straight out of a runway nightmare, but Vanessa somehow looked gorgeous in it. Go figure, I’m no Vanessa Williams.

However, many more celebrities MISSED it, if you ask me. I thought these people paid stylists, no? And even without a stylist, certainly their toy sized dogs were yapping at the atrocities they left the house with on Sunday.

Sandra Oh, Oh my. What was she thinking?! She wrapped herself up in what might as well be a bad 80′s gift bag and somehow still managed to smile.

I’m not sure what Debra Messing was thinking with her outfit, either. Not only was it unflattering in every single way she didn’t need, but it looks like a joke. Someone must have opened up their “When I used to be a show girl in Vegas” closet doors for Debra and thrown the most awful gown on her. And she kept it on the whole night. Ouch.

And finally, Rebecca Romijn. My, oh my. This hooker get up wouldn’t even suit a hooker. It looks like a ball of aluminum foil. Dear god, I’m happy she didn’t show up with the tin man.

So even though the writers decided not to picket this event, apparently, the fashion community should have. Better luck next time, Hollywood.

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That’s just lame.

The Five Unsexiest Women Alive list, compiled as a direct response to Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive article, is a negative, annoying editorial meant to do nothing except pick on aging stars and go after girls who are already suffering.

Explaining #5 on the list has “about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge”, Maxim goes after the easiest target of 2007, Britney Spears. Yes, she used to be hot and now she looks a little rough. Yes, she used to be a badass dancer and now thinks stumbling around constitutes a performance. Yes, she’s a bit of a media whore…but the girl has problems. Big, intense problems. Let’s give her a bit of a break, shall we?

Besides, when was being “not skinny” having “pudge”?

“Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration.” Maxim goes on to say about it’s #4 unsexiest woman, the Material Girl herself. I mean, I know the woman has taken exercise to a militant level, but the almost-50-year-old mother of two recently signed one of the biggest music deals in history and still looks good in a pointy bra. What have you done lately, writers of Maxim?

Calling Sandra Oh “Dr. McSkinny” and blaming the real woman for the character flaws of a person she portrays on a failing (come on, it used to be good, but who cares anymore?) drama, Maxim dips to another level of lameness by deciding a “boyish figure” is enough to make a woman unsexy.

I agree that Amy Winehouse, #2 on the list, could use a little work. It certainly wouldn’t hurt for her to get off drugs, gain some weight, and lose the weird beehive, but like Ms. Spears, calling Winehouse “unsexy” is almost a moot point. She certainly could be sexy, she’s just got to straighten out her life first.

Going after another accomplished, older actress, Maxim names Sarah Jessica Parker it’s #1 unsexiest woman. To be honest, I’ve never really found her that attractive myself, but that doesn’t mean this is list is any less stupid.

Whether or not these chicks are “sexy” to me or anyone at Maxim isn’t really the issue. The list itself is the thing I disagree with. Why waste words and energy being mean when you’re not even really being that funny?

Just write about boobs instead. No one can argue with that.

The Emmy Awards

My faves?

Katherine Heigl and Ali Larter for the ladies, and, really, most of the guys looked pretty damn good.

But maybe I’m just super bias and dream of having a dirty foursome with the original men of The Daily Show. So what?

But, of course, beyond the glitz, glamor and fabulous bright colors (and shots of PR reps accidentally looking into cameras) this year, there were major fashion mishaps.

What award show wouldn’t be complete without WTF-were-they-thinking touches, such as unnecessary one-boob dresses or confusing frumpiness or crap hairdo’s from the ’50′s? You’d get one pretty disappointing awards show, if you ask me.

Oh and about that foursome? Make it a five-some.

See the red carpet looks after the jump.

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