• 15 Adorable Pics Of Kids Crying On Santa’s Lap

    Dude, this is pretty much traumatic. What kid enjoy sitting on an old man, in a strange suit, with a big old beard who asks, "Have you been naughty?" We've seen enough episodes of Degrassi: The Next Generation to know about this kind of thing. I am sure it's adorable for the parents and totally cute to look at old pics of your frightened self but it seems like so much work to get a baby to sit still just so you can terrorize it.

  • Being Grown Up Has Its Perks

    God, the kiddies sure do have it made. They have no worries other than what cartoon they will watch after school or what Snack Pack they'll throw in their lunchbox. Their homework consists of 10 math problems and they merely have to sit at a table to be fed a full, delicious home cooked meal.

  • Candy Dish: Merry Christmas, People!

    • Wow, Paris Hilton really is a moron. • The best one-hit wonders of the decade. • How much does it cost to party with the kids of Jersey Shore? • Vanessa Hudgens' nude photos still haunting her. • Which Hollywood fam would you want to spend the holidays with?

  • The CC Weekly Weigh In: Lies and The Parents Who Tell Them

    It wasn't until 3 years ago, at the age of 23, that I realized that a red ring won't show up around you if you pee in my parents' pool. I had been living in that house and swimming in that pool since the age of 6, running into the freezing cold basement and struggling to pull a wet one-piece up over my ass whenever I had to pee, and it took me 17 years to learn that it was all a lie.

  • Candy Dish: The Grammy Nominees Are In!

    Lil Wayne nomination domination. Santa Claus is scary (but totally hilarious)! Proposition 8…

  • Wonderbras Are Wonderful Sometimes

    I’m all about the truth – truth in relationships, truth in politics, truth in what…