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Candy Dish: I Won’t Cheat On You, Georgie

CC Staff — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:30:29 +0000

No need to leave campus – ever. The big brands are comin’ to you.

The Democratic National Convention would only take a day if it weren’t for all the clapping.

The question on everyone’s mind: how do I store my sex toys?

Set your DVR – Lord knows you won’t be home on a Saturday night at midnight – Michael Phelps will be hosting SNL on September 13th.

Low Alcohol beer? Why on earth…?

New Orleans just can’t get a break.

Get to know America’s Next Top Model’s most – er – unique contestant.

He asked his GF out via Facebook relationship status.

A two-headed baby. For real.

The 30 porniest American Apparel ads.

Candy Dish: Scarlet’s Boring Music Career Implodes…And No One Cares

Jess - NYU — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:00:00 +0000

ScarJo may have Ryan Reynolds, but she sure don’t have the Billboard 100

Reality TV to get cheaper / dumber / much more boring

So cute I might puke: Dog adopts BABY RABBITS

New York is about to have some FABULOUS weddings…

Is it okay to joke about date rape? How about punching a dude in the balls?

Sorry Sarah Larson. George just wasn’t ready to settle down.

Screw the Freshman 15. Try the Freshman 103.

Drink Mint Juleps, impress EVERYONE

Meet the Girl Who Snagged The Clooney!

CC Staff — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:37:08 +0000

You know how when you’re working your waitress shift, some single, sexy millionaire famous guy picks you up and makes you his girlfriend?

Then he takes you on the red carpets and introduces you to all his hot, famous friends and takes you on vacations around the world and stuff?

Yea, me neither.

Apparently, for this chick, it’s not an unimaginable thing, cause George Clooney, world’s most eligible bachelor and #1 “DILF without the dad”, is now her boyfriend.

Sarah Lawson, who got into a motorcycle accident with Clooney a few days ago and got injured with a broken foot, was his cocktail waitress at the Moon nightclub in Vegas.

Gee, I wonder why he hit on her? Maybe it was the metallic bikini. Or the go-go boots.

The press has, of course, been trying to get in her biznass, and now there’s all this talk about the 28-year-old’s shady past – her being a “model,” or a stripper, or a dancer. Whatever she was….she snagged The Clooney! Hollywood’s like, most eligible bachelor, ever! Some girls have all the luck, even if it’s only temporary.

Sarah was also a past contestant on Fear Factor, and she won, along with her boyfriend at the time.

This weird-looking dude is probably kicking himself.

Screw this “career” thing, I’m going into cocktail waitressing.