Bristol Palin Hearts JCPenny?

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Breaking: We think we may have found the gift registry of Bristol Palin and her baby daddy.

As strange and funny as it is, we are seriously hoping this isn’t real. When your mom puts a tanning bed in the Governor’s Mansion, is it really crazy to assume you’d be registered at Pottery Barn Kids instead of JCPenny?

Not to mention the fact that this registry looks like it’s more for Bristol and Levi than it is for a baby. We can’t begin to fathom what a newborn would do with a Tin Can Alley Shooting Gallery.

Take a look at the probably fake but incredibly hil-arious registry HERE.

Candy Dish: Nice View There, World’s Smallest Dude

smallman2.jpgWow.  Awkward

MTV continues to kill the music

Angelina Jolie DOES NOT AGE

Aww…Has Been’s in love!

Keep his lingerie?

Would you wear Avril?  Yeah, me neither.  But Tokyo would!

Mmmm, Kool-Aid

Sarah Palin lovvvveesss her tanning bed

Tina Fey is “sexist!”

The infamous Cat Rap

Megan Fox tells Miley and Vanessa “F*ck Disney

Carry your “toys” in style...

My Dinner with OJ

Racist Morons Or Modern Satirists?

What do you think?  Are “Obama Waffles” just a funny political joke, or something just a little more frightening?

John McCain Gets Barack Rolled

Even though we here at CC love a good political debate (because nothing says “I am awesome” like being able to hold you own in a war of politics), we occasionally find ourselves just a  little bit tired of the whole ‘Republicans are the Devil’ / ‘Democrats are babies’ thing.

It’s during these moments that we’re glad to see people using their free time to create masterpieces such as…well…this: