Let’s Put Celebrity Rumors to Rest

Ryan Reynolds finally spills the beans on his marriage to Scarlet Johansson and insists they’re not private on purpose. We’re guessing they’re just private because they’re too boring to be anything else. I mean Scarlet was all the rage back in the day, but ever since Nanny Diaries she’s been pretty tame.

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have some news. We won’t spill the beans, but for once in celebrity land, it’s actaully somewhat interesting and not totally self-serving.

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Candy Dish: Lady Gaga’s “Style”

lady-gagaLady Gaga really doesn’t like clothes.

The claws are off for Gwyneth and Scarlett. Rawr!

You snooze, you lose….weight.

T.I.’s road to redemption a whole lot shorter than expected.

The Snuggie alternatives.

A look we’re totally loving.


Eye On Florals

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Ever since we first saw pictures of Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of The Spirit back in December, we’ve been totally enamored of oversized floral prints. They’re lush, they’re gorgeous, they’re unbelievably beautiful. And somehow they never feel overly girly, even when rendered in bright pinks and purples and done in flirty silhouettes.

So after months of scouring the racks and countless websites, here are our picks for the pieces that will get you looking exactly like Miss Scarlett. Read More »


Candy Dish: Britney Spears Nominated for a VMA?

spears.jpgBritney Spears will be back at the VMA’s.

If his abs and medals aren’t enough, here is yet another reason to love Michael Phelps.

Blame Daniel Radcliffe and his love of nudity for the delay in Harry Potter flicks.

Being Tom Cruise’s daughter has not dampened her cuteness.

There is only one person Kanye West loves more than himself…and it’s Scarlet Johansson?

John Mayer – I think I love him even more.

Did you know that women spend 3,267 hours getting ready to go out?!

How to be a good hookup.

Christmas in August?

Question: People really dress like this? Answer: Ew, yes.

You thought the Chinese were bad? Australian mayor picks on “ugly ducklings“.


Breaking news: ScarJo Steals my Husband

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Alright, Johansson, we’re gonna throw down, right here, RIGHT NOW.

Look, when you stepped out at the 2006 Golden Globes in that red dress that made me hate myself for a month, I said nothing. I sucked it up, bought a bra with gel inserts, and went on a diet.

When you became Woody Allen’s newest muse, stumbling through his manic dialogue with 34% accuracy, I let it go. Nobody can really do Woody Allen’s dialogue, so it was fine that you sucked.

And a few months ago, when I learned you were releasing an album of Tom Waits covers, I bit my tongue and pretended the idea of you attempting to understand the complicated, weather-beaten genius that is Mr. Waits didn’t feel like a dull spoon digging into my brain.

But this, THIS is too much. Dating Reynolds for only a year, and then somehow getting him to propose to you?! I’m not sure if you knew this, Scarlet, but after he and Alanis split, he was so slated to start dating me.

Whatever. All I have to say is watch your back. Especially if you come to New York City and happen to stumble into a dark alleyway in the East Village. Because I’ll be there.

…Right after I dismantle my R.R shrine and cry for a full 24 hours.