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		<title>9 Celebs Who Are Also in a Band</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2011/06/25/9-celebrities-turned-musicians/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 22:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heidi - Bridgewater State University</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's basically impossible to be successful in Hollywood today without being a triple threat- or at least a double threat. Granted, there are plenty of tools to help you out with the whole music "threat" (auto-tune, lip-syncing, etc...), there are surprisingly a whole bunch of celebs who not only have their own bands, but are musically talented.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=collegecandy.com&amp;blog=860993&amp;post=107544&amp;subd=collegecandy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s basically impossible to be successful in Hollywood today without being a triple threat &#8212; or at the very least a double threat. Granted, there are plenty of tools to help you out with the whole music &#8220;threat&#8221; (auto-tune, lip-syncing, etc&#8230;), there are surprisingly a whole bunch of celebs who not only have their own bands, but are musically talented. While some of their side project bands led to record deals, some stars stick to their little indie band just as a way to escape from the industry for a bit. It&#8217;s kinda refreshing to see celebs with hobbies that don&#8217;t involve illegal drugs or flashing their vag at movie premieres.<span id="more-107544"></span></p>
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<p>Wanna hear their music? Check out our <a href="http://www.youtube.com/p/A0BBB810831E1BD7?hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">Youtube playlist</a> of all the celebs from the above gallery!</p>
<p><strong>Which is your favorite celebrity musician? Do you know of any other stars with underground music careers?</strong></p>
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		<title>Candy Dish: ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds To Adopt</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2009/07/10/candy-dish-scarjo-and-ryan-reynolds-to-adopt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CC Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[• Guess they don't want to create the <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/07/09/scarlett-johansson-ryan-reynolds-adoption/">world's most beautiful children.</a>
• Who says <a href="http://www.djmick.co.uk/laughs/nine-funny-scottish-personals-ads/">romance is dead?</a>
• <a href="http://flisted.com/81131/perez-hilton-knows-music/#more-81131">Perez Hilton</a> to launch record label.
• You ready for the <a href="http://www.hecklerspray.com/oh-yeah-the-smurfs-movie-is-gonna-be-excellent/200936969.php">Smurfs movie?</a>
• Check out these <a href="http://iheartchaos.com/content/15-amazing-yearbook-photos-celebrity-geeks-celebs">celebrity geeks.</a>
• Learn to <a href="http://www.shape.com/weight_loss/diets/eating_to_lose/curb_your_cravings">tame those cravings.</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=collegecandy.com&amp;blog=860993&amp;post=34797&amp;subd=collegecandy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-34798" title="scarlett-and-ryan" src="http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/scarlett-and-ryan.jpg" alt="scarlett-and-ryan" width="344" height="206" />Guess they don&#8217;t want to create the <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/07/09/scarlett-johansson-ryan-reynolds-adoption/">world&#8217;s most beautiful children.</a></p>
<p>Who says <a href="http://www.djmick.co.uk/laughs/nine-funny-scottish-personals-ads/">romance is dead?</a></p>
<p><a href="http://flisted.com/81131/perez-hilton-knows-music/#more-81131">Perez Hilton</a> to launch record label.</p>
<p>You ready for the <a href="http://www.hecklerspray.com/oh-yeah-the-smurfs-movie-is-gonna-be-excellent/200936969.php">Smurfs movie?</a></p>
<p>Check out these <a href="http://iheartchaos.com/content/15-amazing-yearbook-photos-celebrity-geeks-celebs">celebrity geeks.</a></p>
<p>Learn to <a href="http://www.shape.com/weight_loss/diets/eating_to_lose/curb_your_cravings">tame those cravings.</a></p>
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		<title>Candy Dish: Lady Gaga&#8217;s &#8220;Style&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://collegecandy.com/2009/05/20/candy-dish-lady-gagas-style/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 14:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CC Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[• <a href="http://www.thefablife.com/blog">Lady Gaga</a> really doesn't like clothes.
• The claws are off for <a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2009/05/ooh-yes-catfight.php">Gwyneth and Scarlett</a>. Rawr!
• You snooze, <a href="http://www.allure.com/beauty/blogs/reporter/">you lose....weight</a>.
• <a href="http://www.hollyscoop.com/ti/ti-to-serve-just-two-months-in-jail_20279.aspx">T.I.'s road to redemption</a> a whole lot shorter than expected.
• The <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910872">Snuggie alternatives.</a>
• A look we're <a href="http://www.coutureinthecity.com/2009/05/18/sexy-new-silhouette-for-spring-dress-cardigan-sweater-cropped-leggings-and-strappy-heels/">totally loving.</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=collegecandy.com&amp;blog=860993&amp;post=30123&amp;subd=collegecandy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-full wp-image-30124 alignleft" title="lady-gaga" src="http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/lady-gaga.jpg" alt="lady-gaga" width="148" height="216" /><a href="http://www.thefablife.com/blog">Lady Gaga</a> really doesn&#8217;t like clothes.</p>
<p>The claws are off for <a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2009/05/ooh-yes-catfight.php">Gwyneth and Scarlett</a>. Rawr!</p>
<p>You snooze, <a href="http://www.allure.com/beauty/blogs/reporter/">you lose&#8230;.weight</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.hollyscoop.com/ti/ti-to-serve-just-two-months-in-jail_20279.aspx">T.I.&#8217;s road to redemption</a> a whole lot shorter than expected.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910872">Snuggie alternatives.</a></p>
<p>A look we&#8217;re <a href="http://www.coutureinthecity.com/2009/05/18/sexy-new-silhouette-for-spring-dress-cardigan-sweater-cropped-leggings-and-strappy-heels/">totally loving.</a></p>
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		<title>Overheard: Everybody&#8217;s F**king Angry!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John - UConn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Girl, screaming at someone on the phone.)
Girl: ... Everything about you! Everything! You've got a receding hairline! You've got a... a concave jaw! I can't stand it!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=collegecandy.com&amp;blog=860993&amp;post=27450&amp;subd=collegecandy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><em>[<a href="http://collegecandy.com/2009/04/12/overheard-stop-poking-me/">Every week</a>, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!</em><em>Leave your own overheard convos in the comments or <a href="http://www.collegecandy.com/contact-us">send ‘em over</a>!]</em></p>
<p><em>(A guy, sitting by himself in a computer lab. )</em></p>
<p>Guy, loudly: Okay, if this doesn&#8217;t work, I&#8217;m gonna beat the sh*t out of somebody. Okay. &#8230; Sh*t! F**K! God, okay, what the f**k. I&#8217;m getting angry. Seriously! So fucking angry!</p>
<p><em>(Girl, screaming at someone on the phone.)</em></p>
<p>Girl: &#8230; Everything about you! Everything! You&#8217;ve got a receding hairline! You&#8217;ve got a&#8230; a concave jaw! I can&#8217;t stand it!<span id="more-27450"></span></p>
<p><em>(A girl, yelling at a giant stuffed frog she&#8217;s holding.)</em></p>
<p>Girl: Listen! No, shut up! I&#8217;m not shutting up! Shut up, this is stupid! Stupid!</p>
<p><em>(Turning to another girl nearby.)</em></p>
<p>Girl: It&#8217;s okay, I&#8217;m not crazy.</p>
<p><em>(Girls on couches.</em>)</p>
<p>Girl 1: Scarlett Johanssen.</p>
<p>Girl 2: Oh, for sure. If Scarlett Johanssen and Hugh Laurie were here right now, I&#8217;d punch my boyfriend unconscious and then I&#8217;d have a threesome with them.</p>
<p><em>(Guy, sipping a beer.)</em></p>
<p>Guy: Beer tastes better with a mint in my mouth. Everything tastes better with a mint in my mouth.  Cheese. Sex.</p>
<p><em>(Guy and girl, working at separate desks.)</em></p>
<p>Guy: Oh, crap. What do I do if I have a bad package?</p>
<p>Girl: Not an issue. I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve got a great package, hon.</p>
<p><em>(Two guys, smoking on a bench.)</em></p>
<p>Guy 1: Man, what&#8217;s he doing this weekend anyway? Probably sucking his own dick or something.</p>
<p>Guy 2: Yeah.</p>
<p><em>(Beat.)</em></p>
<p>Guy 1: Well, I guess it&#8217;s better than whatever I&#8217;m doing.</p>
<p><em>(Guys and girls, sitting at a dining hall table.)</em></p>
<p>Guy: I love everything my hands do. They&#8217;re so powerful.</p>
<p>Girl: Is this something I want to know about?</p>
<p>Guy: No, it&#8217;s fine! Nothing weird! They&#8217;re just like little clowns.</p>
<p><em>(Girl on phone.)</em></p>
<p>Girl: &#8230; And then my parents said, &#8220;no! Just use your drug money!&#8221; Can you believe it?</p>
<p><em>(Girl at a party.)</em></p>
<p>Girl: Anyone want to play strip poker? Without the poker? And I guess with more sex?</p>
<p><em>(Guy, yelling across the road.)</em></p>
<p>Guy: Hey! Guess what&#8217;s in this water bottle! Hint! It&#8217;s not water, and if I drank it all, I would probably die!</p>
<p><em>(Girls eating breakfast.)</em></p>
<p>Girl 1: Less than a month. I&#8217;m so excited.</p>
<p>Girl 2: The baby?</p>
<p>Girl 1: Oh. No, I was talking about Star Trek. Yeah, I guess the baby too.</p>
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