15 Creepy Santas [Photos]

Everyone has sat on Santa’s lap at one time or another during the holiday season. Some love telling Santa they want a new bike or doll for Christmas while other children scream their head off when forcefully placed on Santa’s lap by their parents. I always loved rambling off my list to the Santa at the local mall, but I never remember Santa being a huge creep, but many Santas over the year have qualified for ultimate creep status. In the spirit of the season, we’ve compiled a list of 15 of the creepiest Santas to ever take a photograph. Some of these will haunt your dreams; you’ve been warned. Read More »


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There are over 100 million sites on the Internet. 100 million! You might think you know about all the important ones (CollegeCandy, Gmail, Google, Zappos, Kaboodle…), but there are thousands of other sweet sites out there. And more showing up every day! We get it – it’s not easy or fun sifting through the crap and porn to find those gems, so we’re gonna bring the gems to you. Just sit back, kick up those feet and allow us to introduce you to the diamonds in the internet rough.

Santa photos are a holiday tradition in many families, including mine.  And I don’t know about anyone else, but I can’t remember ever liking the process of getting my picture taken with that weird old guy.  Most of my memories of those experiences fall into one of two categories: when I was younger, fear, because I thought it was the real Santa and I was afraid he knew all the bad things I’d done; and when I was a little older, complete paranoia that someone I know might be walking though the mall and see me standing in line. And every Christmas, I’m forced to re-live those memories when my mom unpacks her collection of framed Santa portraits from her boxes of Christmas decorations and displays them proudly on the wall of our living room.

I bet she wouldn’t be so nostalgic if she remembered she practically forced my sister and I into those matching outfits and dragged us to the minivan to go take those terrible pictures.  In fact, it wasn’t until my sister and I were old enough to fight back and actually run away from the van that the Santa pictures ended. Read More »


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