So the current issue of Psychology of Addictive Behaviors (which sounds like a very legit publication) released a study that I think you’ll find quite interesting. “Interesting” in that you wouldn’t have expected the results, not in a million years, and please note that after reading this, your life will be forever changed. Okay, are you ready for me to enlighten your narrow, sheltered mindset?
Here’s their big finding: “Students who go abroad while in college are likely to increase or even double their alcohol intake while they’re away.”
Wow, I know. Let that sink in for a minute. Would you have ever guessed that while visiting countries with lower drinking ages, things called discotheques, and a plethora of town pubs, college students would have the balls to increase their booze consumption? Color me shocked.
As someone who’s now very interested in subscribing to this extremely scientific journal, I just want to alert the editors of a few more studies they might be interested in conducting (but really don’t need to).
Just Discovered: Drunk Students Eat More Pizza than Sober Students
Drunk munchies happen. Usually around 3AM as the bars are closing and that pizza place across the street is still open. Two slices with pepperoni and extra cheese sound like a brilliant investment in your health, so you stumble to the counter, place your order, and throw down the $2.50. For some reason, going through these same motions in broad daylight really doesn’t hold the same appeal (unless it’s post-kegs and eggs on game day).
















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