• Tom Cruise Engages in Some Risky Stalker Business

    Tom Cruise Engages in Some Risky Stalker Business

    Straight out of a Hollywood thriller, the Mission Impossible star supposedly had a long-standing business relationship with surveillancer of the stars, Anthony Pellicano. Fun fact: Pellicano is currently in prison for 15 years due to phone tapping.

  • Xenu Is Stalking Katie Holmes

    Xenu Is Stalking Katie Holmes

    The divorce between Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise is getting more strange by the minute. If you thought their whirlwind romance was weird, just wait until you hear what’s been going on.

  • Candy Dish: Justin and Brit 4Ever

    Candy Dish: Justin and Brit 4Ever

    •Are Selena and Justin the new JT and Britbrit?
    •What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
    •25 Things you never wanted to know about Scott Disick
    •Amazing movie poster mash ups
    •Raccoon is code word for Scientology, y’all
    •How to make chemistry happen
    •Scene stereotypes get broken down

  • The Church of Scientology Just Got a Whole Lot Shadier

    The Church of Scientology Just Got a Whole Lot Shadier

    We are all aware of Tom Cruise’s involvement with the Church of Scientology. We are also all aware of how weird that is. I bet you’re not aware of just how weird it really is. Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology are both under federal investigation for human trafficking and other scandalous happenings.

  • Candy Dish: Britney Misses Adnan Ghalib

    Candy Dish: Britney Misses Adnan Ghalib

    • Clearly, Britney is still messed up in the head.
    • The truth about high school.
    • What’s gonna happen to Jon and Kate Plus 8?
    • We love party dresses!
    • Stay out of debt, people.

    Wait. There’s a Scientology clothing line!?

  • 5 Celebs We Can Do Without In 2009

    5 Celebs We Can Do Without In 2009

    We love celebrities. We also love to hate celebrities. And then there are celebrities that we ju…

  • G.W.W.E: Will “Will You Eff Me” Smith

    G.W.W.E: Will “Will You Eff Me” Smith

    (We’re back with another weekly installment of G.W.W.E [Guys We Want to Eff]. I don’t kno…

  • Elle Magazine Covers Up J. Lo’s Nervous Breakdown

    Elle Magazine Covers Up J. Lo’s Nervous Breakdown

    Ahh, J. Lo.  When will you learn? Don’t ever, ever agree to talk to reporters when you’re exhaust…

  • Candy Dish: Heidi Montag Makes Taco Bell Even Less Appealing

    Candy Dish: Heidi Montag Makes Taco Bell Even Less Appealing

    Spencer and Heidi keep talking. Burn hole in my brain.
    Tom and Katie are still married…an…

  • It’s On: Battle of the Boy Cuts

    It’s On: Battle of the Boy Cuts

    Boy cuts are all the rage…at least for Scientologists. First Katie Holmes chopped her lo…

  • Katie Holmes Cry For Help/Diary, August 31

    Katie Holmes Cry For Help/Diary, August 31

    It might go against Scientology to record my thoughts but my thetan level is low enough that it mi…

  • Will You Ever Smile Again, Katie Holmes?

    Will You Ever Smile Again, Katie Holmes?

    Katie Holmes seems to spend her life in a constant state of grim understanding: she’s mar…

  • Candy Dish: Ali Lohan Can’t Sing, Turns to Porn

    Candy Dish: Ali Lohan Can’t Sing, Turns to Porn

    Ali Lohan: THIS close to being another Hollywood porn star. Take that, Linds!
    What do Obama, Hil…