The economy is in the hole and the job market sucks. You thought you were screwed, but not anymore.
The FBI is currently looking to fill 850 agent positions and over 2,000 other spots!
This is the biggest FBI hiring spree since 9/11, and probably the biggest hiring spree this country has seen all year. While everyone else is firing people, the FBI needs men and women with all sorts of experience.
Don’t worry, though; the high number of openings does not mean the U.S. is about to be blown to smitherenes. The FBI assured, “The FBI’s unexpectedly large number of job openings results more from attrition and a wave of retirements than from growing government appropriations.”
Phew.
How cool would it be to be an FBI agent? Think about the possibilities: hot male agents, top secret information, all those awesome gadgets that Jack Bauer gets to use…
Too bad there’s a background check and drug test. Count me out.
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