[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!Leave your own overheard convos in the comments or send ‘em over!]
“Everyone can relate to getting peed on.”
“Yeah, I get peed on all the time.”
“That’s because you pay people to do it.”
“You can’t build a skyscraper on cheese.”
“Are you going to see your puppy this weekend?”
“Yeah.”
“What’s his name?”
“Toby.”
“No it’s not.”
“I’m just swinging this bat. Standing here, swinging this bat. If someone else walks in the way, it’s not my fault. It’s not the bat’s fault. It’s the physics.” Read More »
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