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Harvard is losing profs to Obama.

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With a month off between fall and spring semesters and neurotic parents that drive you absolutely crazy after three months of freedom in the dorms, many students opt to take a winter break vacay. Whether it’s a road trip to the closest city, or a flight to the tropics, finding romance is a great way to de-stress after finals (and Christmas dinner with the entire extended fam). Looking for a super New Year’s Kiss? Here are some tips to get your blood rushing, even in freezing temps.

The most important rule for finding a fling is to open yourself up to opportunity. Hell, even if you’re stuck in your hometown, you never know if you’ll hit it off with a former high school classmate who grew up (in more ways than one) while away at school. If you are traveling, be outgoing! Talk to the bartenders, the hotel staff, everyone. They can probably give you advice on the hottest hangouts for the locals, and perhaps even introduce you to some of their fine friends. Besides, if things go sour, you can always jet back to school and pretend it never happened.

That said, be spontaneous. What happens in Vegas…. right? If a cute guy compliments you on the street, it’s okay to talk to him. Just be sure you have a friend or authority figure in sight. You can even agree to meet up later, provided it’s in a crowded, well-lit venue. Yes, there are sketchy peeps out there, but there are also plenty of friends you haven’t met yet. Trust your gut, and give it a chance…again, in a crowded, well-lit venue. Read More »

No, it’s not a joke. We can actually learn a few things from our favorite heiress, who was robbed last night while she was out at the clubs. (Ok, so we don’t know where she was, but it’s a pretty safe assumption, no? Where else would someone be at 5am on a Saturday morning?!)

The robber got into her house through an unlocked front door and got away with around $2 million worth of jewelry that was just, you know, hanging out in her room.

So, yeah, we can definitely learn a few things from Ms. Hilton:

1. Don’t leave $2 million worth of jewelry just sitting out on your dresser. And if you don’t have $2 million worth of jewelry (pauper), don’t leave anything valuable sitting out. I left my iPod in my living room once when my neighbors were having a party only to wake up in the morning and find it missing (and our thermostat turned up to 95…why?).

2. Lock your front door. Not sure why this one isn’t obvious, but Paris and many of us tend to be more trusting than we should be. Keep the front door locked to keep out the robbers, creepers and random drunk people who are just looking for a warm place to pee. Especially if you have $2 million worth of jewelry sitting on your dresser.

3. Hit the clubs to stay safe. Who knows what could have happened to our dear Paris had she been home when this robbery occured? Clearly staying out late getting drunk and dancing on tables is the ultimate strategy for self-defense. Swap out the pepper spray, ladies, and opt for a bottle of Ketel One instead!

We have all seen those mismatched couples from time to time, the beautiful, could-be model, and her boyfriend – who compared to her has a striking resemblance to Steve Buscemi. Yes, we’ve seen those lovebirds, and while there is a moment of silent “thank God that girl is off the market” (because, sometimes it’s a relief to see the hot ones are out of the competition pool) there is also a question of how the hell he scored such a pretty girl?

Well, the secrets out. According to a recent study by lifescience.com, women date and/or marry less attractive men not for their piggy banks (or maybe not just for their piggy banks…) but because men are found to be much more supportive and committed to a woman when she is more attractive than him. Read More »

Hey, remember those days when you took a computer class to help you learn how to navigate the Internet and use that thing called Microsoft Word? And then there were those advanced classes (my middle school class called it Careers…ahah) that taught you how to use Excel. The best part of it all was that our woodshop class was called Technology.

I mean, did anyone else learn to use a computer on one of those really old Macs? You know the kind with the ACTUALLY FLOPPY disks that supported the original version of Oregon Trail? And they were that cream color with the black screen and blinking green cursor and the multi colored apple?

Can a sister get an Amen or am I just getting really old??

Sadly, the nostalgia days are over. I’m pretty sure that in today’s age, babies pop out of the womb typing on a keyboard and surfing the World Wide Web (Remember when you learned that that was what the www stood for?? Sigh.)

And since we’re all totally fucked up these days and kids no longer push each other on the playground but instead use their tiny little fingers to do the dirty work, schools now feel the need to implement cyber safety and ethics lessons into the US Curriculum. And this shit is funny!

Below, the guidelines that the National Cyber Security Alliance outlined in this article, called the ‘C3 Principles’ of Cyber ethics, safety and security: Read More »