• Have a Nice, Tall Glass of… Donkey Semen?

    Everybody loves to complain about the cheap, crappy alcohol at college parties. But just think, it could be worse. At least you're not downing a glass of donkey semen and washing it down with a glass of urine. Surprise! That's exactly what Fear Factor contestants will be doing on the new season of the show.

  • Try These Semen-Inspired Recipes Today!

    Cookbooks are a staple for anyone who's branching out and living on their own or with a few roommates. When I lived with two of my favorite college girls, we were constantly shopping around for new recipes to try that would satisfy our culinary delights. It's hard, though, to find a cookbook that has exactly what you're looking for. That's why, when I came across Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes, I just had to share it. Talk about tempting your culinary taste buds!

  • Sexy Time: Spit or Swallow?

    I'm slightly ashamed to admit that while asking for opinions on what to write about this week, this topic was suggested by my best friend's "little" (17-year old) brother. He brought to my attention the plethora of lies that men tell their partners to get them to swallow and/or do a multitude of other things with their manly fluids.

  • Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: June Edition

    This month, Cosmo was especially recession conscious (there were, like, 6 whole articles!), featured a slightly disappointing interview with Leighton Meester (she’s just not as bitchy as Blair) and their first ever scratch-n-sniff! But, by far the most…interesting article I read was “The Sex Detective is in!”

  • Tuffy Luv Debunks Crap

    I'm just curious - what are some sex myths that aren't true? I keep hearing stuff (like that you can you have sex under water with out a condom and you can't get pregnant) that I don't know if it's true.

  • Sexy Time: Sex for Your Health?

    We all love to sex because, frankly, it’s fun and it feels good. But what if there was another bene…

  • An Unlikely Ingredient…ew

    A new cookbook just came out called…*ahem* Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Base…

  • This Just In: College Guys Are Gross

    If this doesn’t motivate you to buy shower sandals, we really don’t know what will…

  • Candy Dish: Hot AND Peace-Loving

    Breaking News: George Clooney is still the perfect man Ladies, this guy understands romance 10…

  • Sweeter Semen? Sign Me Up!

    File this under: Fun Things to Bring Up During a Party. Although it’s not 100% provable, there’s…