Carrie Bradshaw fans rejoice, your prayers have been answered! 

Celeb Sightings: NY Fashion Week

Let’s discuss the True Blood finale

Birth control gets a makeover

Going through a break-up? These books will help!

John Galliano found guilty for more than just sporting a fish tail braid.

Having a bad day? Watch Serena Williams have one too.

Feeling fat? It’s your clothes fault. 

We’ve all seen the advertisements littered with celebrities’ faces all over our favorite magazines and all up in our face during our favorite TV shows. Makes sense; Hollywood A-Listers gotta get paid, right? I mean, those massive mansions and Botox sessions don’t pay for themselves.

But if you’re gonna sign your name and face (or butt, in Kim Kardashian’s case) away to something, wouldn’t it make sense to do it for a product that actually makes sense? Something you’d actually use? Like, instead of tooling around in a Buick Rendezvous, it would be more believable if Tiger Woods was doing voice-overs for a good divorce lawyer. And I know I’d be much more interested if Lilo stopped hawking self-tanner and started doing infomercials for Betty Ford.

But those are obvious suggestions; everyone knows that. Hell, even my mom makes LiLo jokes. So today we wanted to share some of the not-so-obvious endorsements that celebrities should be doing.

If you’re a PR agent, please take notes!

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Nothing can turn a confident girl into a insecure mess faster than bathing suit season. Suddenly every mirror you look into turns into a fun house mirror of horrors. When did your stomach get so flabby and when did your skin turn translucent?

But don’t throw on your beach burqa quite yet. No matter how bad you think you look in that bikini (and it’s all in your head, obvi), these celebrities look a thousand times worse. Yes, even the sexiest of the sexy fall victim to the bikini.

[Click thumbnails to see the full hot mess image.]

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Doesn't get much cheaper than a ghost. Just cut out a hole for easy drinking.

In these hard economic times, I simply cannot justify buying a $115 mermaid costume, no matter how magical I would look come Halloween night. Especially when I have a plethora of items lying around my house, that when properly utilized can be the ultimate Halloween costume.  Here are some cheap and easy homemade costumes that will come in handy during my time of monetary despair.

Static Cling – I can’t count the number of times I’ve walked out of the house with a sock attached to my back. Static cling is the worst, but it’s also the best costume idea when you’re out of ideas and money. Wear an all-white or black outfit and pin socks and other loose articles of clothing to yourself. No muss, no fuss, you’re static cling and you like it.

Be a Real Housewife: The women of Bravo’s hit series “The Real Housewives of ….” have become icons, for better or worse. You may love to hate them, but you’re also going to love dressing up as them. It’s as easy as throwing on a sassy dress and decking yourself out in some serious bling. Top it off with over-sized sunglasses and a super-stuffed bra and you can have your pick of housewife.

Beer Pong: Just grab a red garbage can, cut out the bottom, slap the SOLO label on the side and you’re everyone’s favorite drinking cup. Grab 9 friends and you’ve got yourself a mobile drinking game.

“Cereal Killer” – You can predict that there will be a great deal of Jason’s and Freddy’s running around this Halloween, but put the comedy into serial killers with this original idea. Hot glue miniature cereal boxes to your shirt and stab them with plastic knives. Add some fake blood running from the boxes for the extra effect.

Kate Gosselin – If you can dig up eight baby dolls and somehow fashion your hair into the spiky coif Kate is famous for, you’ll be set to hit the party scene in the hopes of finding a new and improved Jon to help you tend to your Cabbage Patch dolls. Read More »

If this girl can do anything, it’s rock a pleather cat suit.

Serena and Venus are taking on…football?

Don’t update your facebook status if you are doing one of these, please.

What color would you turn to avoid sex?

Surprise, surprise. LiLo has a sex tape…

What would your boobs tweet?

The mustard belt will remain on U.S. soil for another year.

Amy Winehouse seems to be mastering the art of multi-tasking

Ashley Dupre attemps to “drop negativity from her life.” Quite a large task, no?

Doin’ it doggy style? You could be breaking the law.

Fad Diets: First the Cookie Diet, now a McDonalds Diet?!

Venus Williams: the favorite child

Looks like Ms. Spears has taken her pap bf (with the narly chin hair) back. It’s so cute! They both love hats!

I’d like to see someone try this and come out unscathed.

The more men that look like Zach Braff, the better chance I have of falling in love.

If your man is suddenly eating lots of watermelon, it’s probably not because he thinks its tasty.

A faster way to eat fast food.

Because this comes as a shock to….nobody.

Alternative breakfast ideas (that aren’t 8 gillion calories)

Talk about sibling rivalry….