Stranger Than Fiction: Sex Toys

ew.jpgDull, normal sex leaving you a little bored? Looking for something you can buy that will spice things up? Looking for something you can buy that almost no one else will have? Looking for something that’s plain odd?

Have I got the sex toys for you.

G-Spot Link Cuffs – You take these Velcro babies and lock them around your ankles. Supposedly, it makes “the missionary position” a lot more fun, since it allows your partner to “adjust the positioning” of your legs for maximum effect.

My verdict: Who lacks so much muscle that they can’t keep their legs up on their own accord?

The Doggie Style Strap – (yeah, that’s what it’s called) This strap is designed to go underneath the torso of whoever’s receiving…allowing the “giver” to stop suffering from the rampant backache and exhaustion that apparently comes from going at it from behind.

My verdict: HOW LAZY ARE YOU?! Read More »