The side-by-side comparisons are INCREDIBLE.
It was my pleasure a few weeks ago to see an early screening of the new summer comedy, This Is the End. The movie was everything I expected--stupid funny, a little crass at times but all-in-all good fun.
Today we all get to pretend like we're super interested in politics and know what we're talking about when we say, "But what about the economy?!" Much like everything else, anything we do, is much better when celebrities do it.
Even the guys you crush on get guy crushes. It’s just a different kind of crushing. We don’t necessarily want to be with them, we mostly want to be them. Just a preference. A lot of us can admit when a guy’s hot. We can feel the animal magnetism. We can be charmed by his charisma or attracted by his genius. Same as you.
Everyone’s favorite Maccabee-inspired, latke-flavored, menorah-lit, better-than-Christmas—yeah, I said it—holiday starts tonight at sundown. And even though I’m hoping to get a few specific gifts this year, there’s only one thing I really want to find wrapped in a giant box on Day Eight: a nice, Jewish boy.
My love of sandwiches and my love of men run almost parallel to each other on the mathematical graph of my life, intersecting only at the moment someone lets me eat a sandwich and have sex at the same time. That's the stuff dreams are made of. And until that time comes, I've thought up a few sandwich ideas that bring my two weaknesses together.
Thanks to the new comedians out there in Hollywood, charming is in and hot is out. Comedians like Jason Segal, Vince Vaughn, Seth Rogen, and Will Ferrell are now considered Hollywood's sexiest. Whereas women wouldn't give guys like them a fighting chance before, these guys are now making the girls swoon.
(Two guys, sitting in a class.) Guy: Dude, this is so sad. My friend just texted me asking what "IDK" meant. I texted him "I don't know" and he texted back "MAN NOBODY KNOWS!"
We all fall in love with the dorky character. Usually the Hollywood “dorks” are along the looks l…
Going to the movies now just makes me upset. I don’t know how it is around where you guys live, but m…