You can call me cynical, I suppose. Or perhaps it's because I've had quite a lot of experience dating long distance, but I don't feel the need to see my boyfriend everyday.
This is what the average single man's sex life is actually like.
When things get too intense I literally melt into the fetal position and throw my phone across the room. That's how I handle things. I know I'm crazy.
There are few things more embarrassing than your mom finding you ass up in a broom closet.
For, I don’t know, my entire life, I’ve been told “do unto others as you would have done to you” is the golden rule. If...
In the words of Rivers Cuomo, lead singer of Weezer, "Smart girls, I can never get enough of those smart girls."
And obviously their misconceptions were hilarious and adorable.
Is having 4 sexual partners too many? I don't want guys to think I'm a slut and not want to date me when they find out my number.
Today, I was pissed off. Like mad beyond belief. I can't find my Michael Kors watch that I got from Stephen for Christmas. That's when "Let It Be" came on my shuffle. It was like someone was calling from my radio and telling me to drop it.
I believe in the deepest depths of my heart that every woman has, or will, wake up in the bed of someone with the immense feeling of, "Crap. Now what?"
You're the token good girl and you've decided that you want some no-strings-attached kind of love. Congratulations! Now what do you do?
College is different for everyone but for those who took it as an opportunity to get all that boinking out of their system, it's a high stakes game of doing it in strange places and hoping not to get caught.
"Please, Lord, don't let today be the day he asks me to lick his butt."
Turns out the reason why you and your beau bang like rabbits is way deeper than the two of you being raging hornballs.
Because I think I'm a new and improved Carrie Bradshaw, I started thinking about baseball and dating and tried to form some adorable connection. Well, guess what? I did.
Let’s talk about sex, baby – casual sex, that is.
Are you in a relationship? Are you having a lot of sex? Are you having what you’d call a “normal” amount of sex? Do you feel like you’re having too little sex?
In the past six months, I've had sex. I've been laid. I f*cked. However, it's been a long time since I've made love, and I kind of miss it.
When Stephen and I first started dating, I had a problem with his ex-girlfriend. I told everyone that I just hated how badly she hurt him, but the truth was I was jealous.
Break ups are literally the worst. I don't care if you're the dumper, the dumpee or if it was "mutual." I don't care if you weren't even technically dating. It still counts as a breakup, and it is still the worst.
I think I have a small but very real hoarding problem. Like, I'm not going to appear on an episode of Hoarders anytime soon, but I keep things way past their expiration dates.
As long as I've lived, I've been told that women have a sixth sense. It's like our boobs can always tell when it's going to rain.
Age ain't nothin' but a number.
Somewhere between turning 21 and recently turning 23, I turned 50.
One of my favorite movies of all time, Grease, has a plot that centers around Sandy changing for the bad boy. This is a straight up terrible message to young girls. Changing yourself to be with a guy is NEVER the answer.