Candy Dish: Hump Day


Prosthetic testicles are a thing

Why do breakups suck so much?

Valentine’s Day lingerie just for you

You snooped on your boyfriend’s Facebook – now what?

One school has a Plan B vending machine

Sex advice from women’s studies professors

The worst Valentine’s Day gifts ever

3 ways to celebrate being single

A sex toy shopping how-to


Candy Dish: Hump Day

There will be a new male birth control option soon.

The number 3 is a magic relationship number.

“Romeo and Juliet” couples treated as sex offenders.

Who has the best sex?

Do women really lose interest in sex over time?

What do you do if you don’t want to commit?

10 bits of dating advice… to ignore.

7 steps to better sex.


Candy Dish: Hump Day

Life lessons from a prostitute.

Yes. Workout tips for better orgasms.

Michael Fassbender and his dirty sex jokes.

Tips for staying safe with online dating.

What are you supposed to do after sex?

It’s good to be honest about sex.

Addicted to sex… or addicted to love?

What to say when the sex is bad.


Candy Dish: Hump Day

 Discouraging house guests from sticking around has never been so easy.

 Why you should use your sex appeal to get ahead in your career.

 A look at love advice from Britney Spears through the years.

 8 ways to improve your relationship.

 Someone wants you to know that cougars are a real thing, okay?

A Texas pastor has staged a bed-in – on a roof! — to promote Christian sex.

 8 ways to subtly suggest to your man to head “south”… go on, girls.

 Apparently, performance anxiety in bed is linked to cheating.


Candy Dish: Martha, Martha, Martha

Say goodbye to Martha Stewart

Obama eats dirt in Hawaii

Spice up your sex life for 2012

17 famous man bulges

Our wonderful (really!) readers bring on the LOLz

Cute winter coats…all under $100

Have a crush on your guy friend?

The best faces of rejection from The Bachelor

Is Kim Kardashian a home wrecker?


Candy Dish: Hump Day


Ladies, check out 15 skills every woman should master. Also, know warning signs that the guy you’re currently talking to is not the one for you.

Guess when the busiest time for sex is?  Every year there is a sex scandal. Find out what the biggest, most surprising sex scandal of 2011 is. 

We all make countless resolutions every year, but half of them we break. But these are New Years Love Resolutions that you can actually keep. 

Have you ever had a friend that broke the Girl Code? You aren’t the only one…

Men with no baggage, don’t let the title fool you, they aren’t always that great! Ladies, stay away from bad boys too, they scream bad news!

Working women need love too, independence is sexy.

Oh No, Pop Culture’s Favorite Power Couple are now split!

No wonder why everyone loves Twilight so much – it comes with love lessons too!

Do you and your loved one practice habits of a happy couple?


Candy Dish: Hump Day

Ever wondered if Facebook or Twitter can affect your hormones? 

Feeling extra sexy? Check out these naughty gifts to put on your christmas list this year.

Despite the chilly temperatures this winter, keep your love life hot and heavy with these tips for the winter.

Ever wondered who is really behind the sex phone operator?

Taking a flight to Thailand anytime soon? Do not be surprised by their new additions to the flight attendant staff!

Going on a date anytime soon? Know your Deal Breakers!

Feeling extra vocal about your sex-life lately but no one to tell? Record your experiences in a sex journal. It will keep your secrets!

Ever wondered what type of hookup you are? Don’t get too frisky for the holidays!


Candy Dish: Hump Day

5 ridiculous sex myths you probably believe

Sexy gifts to put on your naughty wish list

Which TV couple had the hottest sexual chemistry this year?

Should you schedule sex in advance?

Your birth control (in most cases) is not killing you

See if you’re having sex for the right reasons

Would you prefer a great relationship OR great sex?

When does texting become sexting?

How to decode your sex dreams

The only monk that I’ve ever dated

Are you competitive with your sex life?


Candy Dish: Hump Day

FDA might make Plan B even more accessible 

Alors! France is considering a ban on prostitution 

7 Ways to never have sex in your relationship

Find out why do you attract psychos

Heat up your love life this winter

When to give it up to a new guy you’ve been dating

Important love lessons from Twilight 


When Sex Gets Awkward

I think at this point we’ve all realized that real life sex is VERY different from movie sex. Especially when it comes to porn. So here are a few pointers to help you deal when things get a little less magical and a lot more awkward.

Mr. Mute
He hasn’t made a single sound since we started – what do I do?

1. Check to see if he’s still awake. If he’s sleeping (or passed out) roll over and pretend you passed out too. This will make things way less awkward in the morning. And don’t worry – it happens to the best of us. It’s not that your signature move was so boring it put him to sleep; it’s probably due to a little too much Natty Light. If he’s awake, proceed to step two.
2. Say his name and make some noises yourself. Hopefully he’ll feel more comfortable and speak up. Still not working?
3. Bite him really hard so that he yelps in pain. If he still doesn’t make a sound, he’s probably in some sort of hypnotic trance. Pride yourself on being so amazing in bed you stunned him, then get the hell out of there lest you be blamed when he ends up in a coma.

Bloody Mary
Uh-oh, my period came early this month. What do I do?

1. “I’m so glad my first time was with you!” This can work if you say it sincerely (it could be a fun way to freak out your one night stand) or if you say it jokingly to take the edge off.
2. Clean it up. If his sheets are a mess, offer to wash them with him.
3. Move on. Most men won’t be traumatized for life after seeing a little bit of blood, so be the two consenting adults that you are and get over it.

Stage Fright
He can’t get it up, help!

1. Assure him that you’re in no rush and love just making out. Taking the pressure off might help him get into the right state of mind. Not working?
2. Cut your losses. Pushing the situation for too long will just make him more embarrassed. Find something fun to do instead that takes his mind off things and shows him you don’t care either.
3. “But I’m still horny!” If that’s the case, you can always ask for some oral pleasure. Most of the time (unless you skipped over #2 and he’s now crying in the fetal position) he won’t want to leave you high and dry and will be more than happy to please.

Welcome to the Sahara
I’m really turned on, but the juices aren’t flowing. What do I do?

1. If you have lube, use it! There’s no shame in needing some extra moisture.
2. No lube? Saliva works great, and it’s more fun to apply.
3. If it still feels too dry or hurts, don’t push yourself or you’ll be sore afterward. Find some other way you can both be satisfied.
[This post was originally written by Kylie-Smith College]