As I wrote this post, I was taken back to a moment on The Hills (judge me) when Kristin Cavallari commented that sex with Brody Jenner was “very vanilla”. She and a friend were in a sex toy shop when this conversation arose. Sex toys were invented to make the act of getting it on a little more spice and a little less vanilla, but some toys are just way too disturbing and make me want to lock up my vagina forever and throw away the key. I wouldn’t consider myself a very “vanilla” person, but this stuff is just way too out there.

I told my CC editor, Alex, that I am going to have to delete my Google history after writing this post because people are going to think I’m a huge weirdo S&M freaky sex addict. This stuff is way past whips and chains and all that stuff Rihanna likes–this stuff is just plain weird. Some of these toys are just for a party of one which is also super creepy and depressing. But hey, I’m not one to judge. Although I think this is super weird, if this is your cup of tea and makes you happy, go for it. More power to you.

Check out the gallery below of some of the weirdest sex toys around! Read More »

Valentine’s Day has a truly obnoxious reputation. In its most popular form, I find it a totally worthless and empty affair. Couples are expected to fall over themselves to celebrate this totally arbitrary day in February because that’s what’s expected. There’s all of this make-or-break pressure that is usually put on the guys to make it the most romantic day ever, and us ladies are supposed to be shrieking, superficial harpies desperate for blood diamonds, overpriced chocolate, flowers that will die in two seconds and a dinner that breaks the bank. Heaven forbid you’re single, then you are expected to be utterly miserable because your life obviously has no meaning. It’s a mess.

Therefore, I’m totally up for reclaiming this day and making it about sexy self-indulgence. That’s definitely something our society doesn’t value nearly as much as it should; and I mean, who isn’t in love with feeling sexy and sensual, whether it’s for a partner or for yourself?  I was given the incredible opportunity to review an array of sexy products. While a few of them are couple-centric, the vast majority are totally appropriate if you’re riding solo. Read More »

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The war in Iraq has been officially declared over, which is great news. But America still has lots of soldiers abroad in Afghanistan and other countries all over the world. Chances are you have a friend or family member who is overseas serving in the military. Ever wonder what you can do for that military member and their family? Here are a few tips.

1. Send care packages to deployed soldiers. Baked goods that remind soldiers of home are a great idea, but simple, useful things like soap and razors are also handy.

2. Offer to babysit or help around the house. Families who have a parent or sibling overseas might need help with household tasks that their deployed family member would usually take care of.

3. Write lots of letters. The US military recommends writing short, frequent letters to keep your friend or family member in the loop. New letters will give them something to look forward to.

4. Use technology to your advantage. Many soldiers have access to email and skype now, so set aside time for a skype call or send off a quick email.

5. Buy them sex toys. RealTouch, a sex toy company, wants to donate toys to military families to help them keep their sex lives active while loved ones are abroad.

Looking through many women’s magazines and reading their sex tips and what all they tell you to buy to have great sex, I get overwhelmed. How am I supposed to afford lacy this and flavored that when I can barley afford items from the dollar menu at McDonald’s? Just because I can’t afford that stuff doesn’t mean I can’t have great sex. It’s easy to get similar items to make sex an awesome experience for cheap, but there are also still some things you should splurge on.

Take a look at our guide about what it’s okay to skimp and when you really need to pony up your pennies. Read More »

Every Christmas we find ourselves assaulted with uncomfortable gifts. Some gifts really can take the merry out of “Merry Christmas,” and these christmas-themed sex toys are no exception.  Looking for a way to break up with your boyfriend? Buy him a reindeer musical g-string. Or maybe you want to upset a family member by purchasing them a “I Rub My Duckie” Christmas-themed vibrator.

So many offensive options, what will you choose?

Check them out right here and let us know!

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To forewarn you, I am by no means a sex toy sexpert. But even with my unprofessional eyes I can identify when something is just not right. I know everyone has different tastes and preferences and I’m not here to judge, (unless you’re wearing sweats in public…haha just kidding…not really…too soon?), but below are ten extremely questionable sex toys that violated my eyes– so I can’t imagine what they’d do you to your hooha. Read More »

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