It’s fall, and that means Hollywood starts caring about the movies again.

Traditionally, summer is full of blockbusters that are low on the good scale and high on the explosion scale, while fall marks the beginning of smaller, better made, Oscar contenders.

I don’t know if this one’s going to get any Oscars, but considering the star was nominated for an Academy Award last year and is the current love of my life, I’d say it’ll certainly develop some buzz—especially because the plot is so weird. Read More »

Dull, normal sex leaving you a little bored? Looking for something you can buy that will spice things up? Looking for something you can buy that almost no one else will have? Looking for something that’s plain odd?

Have I got the sex toys for you.

G-Spot Link Cuffs – You take these Velcro babies and lock them around your ankles. Supposedly, it makes “the missionary position” a lot more fun, since it allows your partner to “adjust the positioning” of your legs for maximum effect.

My verdict: Who lacks so much muscle that they can’t keep their legs up on their own accord?

The Doggie Style Strap – (yeah, that’s what it’s called) This strap is designed to go underneath the torso of whoever’s receiving…allowing the “giver” to stop suffering from the rampant backache and exhaustion that apparently comes from going at it from behind.

My verdict: HOW LAZY ARE YOU?! Read More »

- Life is short, and then you die or so the story goes. But it’s not that short and before you’re ready to kick-off, here’s a list of 10 Things Every Woman Should Try. Topping the list is the Rabbit. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve gone a round with the Rabbit.

- Hangover, Schmangover. The cure to the common hangover is finally here.

- TATS Incredible. Two weeks ago, we gave you the 20 Hottest Hollywood Gals with Tats. This week it’s all about the Men. Vanishingtattoo.com has just released their list of The 101 Hottest Tattooed Men in the World – 2007. Did your favs make the list?

- Kanye West 3.0. On the heals of the release of album #3, The Louis Vitton Don is giving away the album’s first video “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” on iTunes for FREE. That’s right kids $0.00. How can you pass on this one?

- Bikini-clad Celebs of Summer. Yes, Bikini Season is in session. Take our poll. If this doesn’t inspire you, I am not sure what will. Get your body looking like Jessica Biel by Summer’s End.

- Bikini not your thing??? Introducing the MonoKini. For some reason, Borat comes to mind.

- VIDEO. Everyone’s least favorite cable news anchor Nancy Grace falls victim to an on air prank by her staff. It’s pretty gorgeous.

- Horn Dawg. What do you do when you can’t control your dog’s sex drive? Well, buy it a sex doll ofcourse. Duh???

- To give or not to give… a blowjob. That is the question.

- “Our music will get you high, literally.” A new CD claims to possess the power to get you stoned… Whoa dude!

If you’re a scholar of Sex and the City like myself, you will automatically get the reference in the title. “Ah yes,” you will muse thoughtfully, “A goodie drawer.” This musing will be immediately followed by a naughty grin.

But, gasp, what if you don’t have such a drawer, a secret little niche of emergency condoms, astroglide, and perhaps a little vibe action? Don’t fret if you don’t have any of the crazy stuff (Come on, does anybody really need nipple clamps? Won’t pinching or perhaps a little nipping do the trick?) but you should at least have an assortment of condoms on hand. Guys can be forgetful oafs sometimes.

So if your goodie drawer is either non-existant, then today is the first day of the rest of your life. Point your browser to Babeland, the most non-sketchy sex toy superstore out there and start stocking up so you can start getting down in style.

The best part is that you don’t even have to endure the extreme awkwardness of comparing the benefits of Vibrator A to Vibrator B while some doting clerk looks on. Don’t know where to start? I’ve compiled you a little shopping list. Read More »

I don’t want to sound all creepy (or pathetic), but I thought I was pretty knowledgeable when it came to masturbation. I mean, I know how to do it. I know different toys to use. And I do it on occasion (some occasions occurring more frequently than others).

So you can imagine my shock when I was informed about this new little double duty ditty.

Ok, I have heard of many uses for a pump:

1. Filling a tire

2. Filling a gym ball

3. Making your lips look plumper (if you are really weird)

But for self induced sexual satisfaction? This is quite new to me. And slightly new to the rest of the world. Apparently, this form of masturbation has been used in small circles nationwide for years, but has only recently hit the mainstream (i.e. Lover’s Lanes across the country). Read More »