It’s interesting that Andrew chose last week to inform us all on the dangers of office hookups ’cause I really could have used his advice sooner. Or at least before last Friday.

Not like I would have listened to anything he had to say, but at least those thoughts would have been lingering in the back of my mind when I decided it was a good idea to fool around with a co-worker. And can I say—big freaking oops.

Now, Andrew says that most of the tension will arrive after the horrible hook-up. I did not encounter this. Well, I did, but I got a lot of grief before it happened too.

I work in a small office of about 12 people. Of those 12, 5 of us are women, and the competition is already fierce. It’s not my fault that I’m new and the sour puss who sits across from me (with really bad makeup that I want to wipe off her face all day long) seems to have a major problem with me already. It is perhaps my fault that I have a little thing for one of the guys there, and he seemed to feel the same way.

We communicate by IM at the office even though the place is so small that all we really have to do is shout to the next desk. After a couple of weeks, instead of getting instructions from, let’s call him, Chris on what task I should be working on, I started getting, “Do you want to go to lunch? Don’t say anything though, I don’t want anyone else to come.” Read More »

- I know what your saying, “I still haven’t finished all my SPRING sex positions ???”. I’m with ya, but put those spring things aside till next year and give these Summer Sex Positions a try. – (sexuall.org)

- Awaiting the July 10th release of Spoon’s highly anticipated forthcoming album Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga, The Hood Internet has put together a mad-cool mash-up of the album’s first single “The Ghost of You” with none other than GhostFace Killah. – (stereogum.com)

- Win a KOOBA “Natasha” Handbag just by leaving a comment. Could it be any easier?

- VIDEO – Bird drops a bomb on Bush. (liveleak.com)

- Abs-olute Hotties. The results are in- CollegeCandy’s Top 10 Hottest Abs in Hollywood. (collegecandy.com)

- Facebook goes to market. Facebook has added a new Craigslist-esque feature allowing you to find and buy college related items in your area – (facebook.com)

-Celebrity Couple Casualties. Something must be in the air. Last week we saw the demise of John Mayer & Jessica Simpson, Joel Madden & Nicole Richie and Lilo & Calum Best. The Soho Grand will never be the same after Blohan tore the posh hotel to shreds in her underwear. – (gawker.com)

- Summer Cocktails: Is Bartles and James your idea of a refreshing summer drink??? You better read this. (drinkoftheweek.com)

- Sex Secrets Revealed: Why do women fake it? The answer might just suprise you. (collegecandy.com)

- Yee Haw!!! A former stripper in Texas is sentenced to 3 1/2 years for conspiring to embezzle more than 1 million dollars from an Austin bank to start her own Nascar team. (chron.com)

- Back and Better Than Ever. The White Stripes release the first video from their upcoming release “Icky Thump”. (collegecandy.com)

You’re in college so chances are you read books, unless you’re a communications major, in which case I hope you have fun flipping burgers after graduation. There’s also a good chance you’re having the sex, unless you go to BYU, in which case I would spend the energy you’re not using thrusting and moaning to get yourself out of Utah.

But if you do enjoy reading books and you like a good bone, have you ever considered…reading books about sex? It’s a pretty crazy idea, I know. But sometimes Cosmopolitan just isn’t saucy enough, not to mention all the sex tips are always the same and your philosophy book is hurting your brain.

That’s where these books come in. Read them, love them, but don’t make love to them. That’s just weird…unless you live in Washington (the only state to allow bestiality) than it’s really not all that strange considering….just watch out for paper cuts. Ouch.

1) The Big Bang: A Guide to the New Sexual Universe by the writers at Nerve.com Read More »

I’m never going to profess to having a complete (or even partial) understanding of the female anatomy.But I know that there will be times when an orgasm’s just not going to happen for a girl.

Sometimes we aren’t pushing your buttons right; other times, it wouldn’t matter what buttons we push or knobs we turn (metaphors girls… I sincerely hope that guys you’re with aren’t literally pushing buttons or turning knobs), it’s simply gonna be a lost cause.

And yet, apparently, girls still take the time to fake orgasms. Get out! And here this whole time I thought I was a sex Adonis, never failing to bring my girl to an earth-shattering orgasm. Who knew that at least some of those girls were giving Katie Holmes-esque performances! Read More »

You know you’ve already thought about him, though you might not have met him yet. He’s that dreamy guy in the office, the hottie who looks so incredibly good in his suit that you can’t help but fantasize about what he looks like underneath it.

Girls, take my advice. Keep the guy in his suit, and keep your professional relationship professional.

Summer internships have become a right of passage of sorts, offering invaluable experience (not to mention recommendations) that can shape your future. The easiest way to mess it up, and quite possibly ruin your summer? Hooking up with a full-time employee in your office.

Piece of cake, you say. You wouldn’t want to jeopardize your future, or a potential job offer, so you’ll find some other way to release your sexual energy. Except it’s not always so easy. For one, depending on where you decide to spend your summer, you could be more or less on your own, with not a lot of friends to fall back on. Read More »

I don’t like to toot my own horn, but I am every man’s dream woman; it only takes two beers to get me drunk and, unlike most women, it doesn’t take much to get me going. A guy needs only to look in my direction if he wants to rile me up and finish me off. It’s amazing that I was single for so long. The problem with such perks comes with the reputation that spreads. I was once known as “Quickie McClimax” or “Anyone-Can-Get-Her-Off Girl” amongst some of my peers and one-night bedmates. Now, I don’t really care what people think of me or say about me, but it becomes a problem when a reputation like this precedes me.

What happens when a guy can’t get me off? Well, I’ll tell you.

I am forced to fake it.

And I am sure you all have been there too. We all know men hate it when a woman resorts to faking it, but there is a lot that goes into that decision that they just don’t understand. If you ever find yourself tongue tied when trying to explain your reasoning for faking it, print out this bad boy and hand it to your man.

1) We don’t want you to feel inadequate: My friend thinks this is the worst excuse ever. He claims that he would rather a girl tell him what to do than fake it. Read More »

No. It’s not me. Let’s just get that out of the way right now.

I’ll admit that I have joked to my boyfriend about being left with no choice but to sell my body when I was particularly stressed about financial obligations and my lack of funds in college. Keyword: joked. Needless to say, he did not find that very funny and looked at me like I was nuts.

But, what would it really be like to work your way through college as a callgirl? And share it with the whole world? Well one girl is doing just that through her blog, Confessions of a College Callgirl. And let me tell you, she does not hold anything back and shares every.graphic.detail.

It’s one of those blogs that is very juicy, yet at parts, very sad and disheartening, and for some reason, you just can’t stop reading.

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So supposedly, researchers are developing a pill that will do both of those things. Honestly, what more could a girl ask for? If this pill actually works, it could possibly be the answer to many common complaints of college women everywhere.Whether it’s due to stress or emotions, I know that I tend to overeat and then as a result, find myself less “in the mood.” If one pill took care of these problems without any weird side effects, it would definitely be hard to pass up.

According to an article on the BBC, “Scientists are developing a pill which could boost women’s libido and reduce their appetite.”

So far, the pill has been tested on female monkeys and shrews who showed more mating behavior and ate less. The researchers hope that a human version will be available within the next decade. Read More »

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It’s 10am on a Friday morning and you are walking to class, which sucks because who wants class at 10am on a Friday, but nonetheless you are walking to class.

You wonder what possible good could come from being up at 10am on a Friday (um, your education maybe?) and then you see a fellow student walk by you in the quad. Is she on her way to class? Not unless she is trying to seduce her professor for an A. Decked to the nines in a skin-tight mini dress, you (all the while admiring the dress) think to yourself “where does this girl think she’s going at this hour?”

Actually, strike that. You never think that. It never even crosses your mind; we all know where she is going at this hour. Home. Her own home that is. Smudged mascara, heels in hand, messy hair and eyes glued to her feet, this girl is a dead ringer for… you guessed it: The infamous Walk of Shame. Read More »