Esquire Says Woman Are Objects. Thanks . . . [Sugar Binge]
At least Alex Bilmes, the editor of Esquire UK, was mad honest when he said women in the magazine were mere objects for men to look at.
Does the iPad Confuse Your Simple Brain? Here’s a Tablet JUST for Women!
The eight-inch tablet comes pre-loaded with apps for weight-loss, clothing, yoga, grocery/shopping lists, and cooking. Hmm, I guess all women are just in dire need of these apps, right?

U of Cincinnati Students Freaked Out Over Vagina Art (NSFW)
Walking around campus, you may be shocked to see a professor whose class you “accidentally” slipped out on, or that couple who won’t stop the PDA, even in front of the much-crowded science building but how would you react to a series of photographs depicting vaginas hung up around your campus?
Taylor Swift Certain Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Will Burn In Hell [Sugar Binge]
“There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.”
Woman Is Fired For Having Bastard Child, Baby Daddy Is Hired Instead [Candy Dish]
A 29-year-old woman is suing Christian College because they fired her for having a baby out of “wedlock.” Clearly the school forgot it was 2013 and not feudal England.
Are These Protestors Slut Shaming Rosie Huntington-Whiteley?
A women’s body or anyone’s body is not inherently sexual unless it is objectified and then sexualized. You can sexualize something by including suggestive overtones, language or gestures. These ads do none of that.
Pat Robertson Says Your Husband Hate You ‘Cause You’re Ugly [Candy Dish]
A 17-year-old boy called into Pat Robertson (ugh, why is anyone who isn’t 117 years old listening to Pat Robertson?) concerned about his parent’s marriage.

Around the Web

Website Says You’re A Prostitute, Demands You Pay For Name To Be Removed [Sugar Binge]
In super fantastic news there is a website, PotentialProstitutes.com, where users can submit photos, names, phone numbers and personal information if they “suspect” that someone is a sex worker.
Domestic Violence = You Should’ve Cleaned The Dishes, Says Priest [Sugar Binge]
The core of the problem is in the fact that women are more and more provocative, they yield to arrogance, they believe they can do everything themselves and they end up exacerbating tensions. How often do we see girls and even mature women walking on the streets in provocative and tight clothing?
Everything You Wanted To Know About Zero Dark Thirty [Candy Dish]
I don’t know if it’s the cold weather that makes me movie-crazy, but I am so pumped for this season’s flicks. I’ve been drooling over the trailers for Zero Dark Thirty since they came out.
New Gender Neutral Easy Bake Ovens???
I am not going to poop on a 13-year-old girl’s feminist revolt against the toy industry’s all too obvious heteronormative agenda (re: pink is for girls, blue is for boys). It is an undeniable truth of marketing and the social gendering of colors. Nevertheless, I think the more important lesson or the more forward thinking lesson (we could have learned from this) is that colors are not inherently gendered.
Judge Says Rape Don’t Count If You Don’t Fight Back [The Apocalypse]
This needn’t any commentary. Here are the judges words straight up. Mind you this is after the criminal was charged and convicted of the following: rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats against his former live-in girlfriend.

The 11 Qualities of the Perfect Woman
Men’s Health released a study where they surveyed men about what they find attractive in a woman and came up with the top 11 qualities in the “perfect woman.” You can read those here, if you want – it’s pretty offensive. It says that men want a woman who laughs at their jokes when they aren’t funny, doesn’t make more money than them, has tiny feet and big boobs (obviously).