Sexy Time: My Most Embarrassing Sex Tales
I was far more taken aback than offended because I feel like it was a pretty tame, innocuous tale especially compared to other dalliances on my sex résumé. Since I am pretty open (read: shameless) in this column, I’ve decided to highlight four of my experiences that I was actually disturbed (or just plain embarrassed) by.
Candy Dish: Not So Mile High
•Celebs behaving badly on planes
•Our favorite celebs who’ve take on Broadway
•Jeggings and sext, among others get added to the dictionary
•How to dress like your favorite ‘Breakfast Club’ character
•Most wanted celebrity body parts
•Rules for a good horror movie remake
•Take your hot summer sex into fall

Candy Dish: I Don’t Want to Grow Up
•Why we miss being children in the 80s and 90s
•The strangest TV show names ever
•What to do when you like a guy from work
•Do men or women sext more?
•What do you think about Vanessa Hudgens’ new hair do?
•Prince William gives great wedding advice
•Adding style to your swimsuit cover-up
Sex in the News: Digital Dicks
Attention all men: I don’t want to see a picture of your cock. Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I am not a fan. I appreciate its ability, stamina, even its appearance in small doses, but you are not going to turn me on by getting out your iPhone and sending me a picture of it.
Sexy Time: A Foray into Foreplay
Without a doubt, one of the best ways to improve the quality of your sex life is engaging in foreplay. A lot of sex advice articles focus on the fact that many women need foreplay in order to orgasm, which I think is kind of a restrictive and pressure-fueled way to approach it.
Candy Dish: Sexting Up a Storm
• Great textpectations
• 50 ways to fail on Twitter
• Are you sick of Charlie Sheen? There’s an app for that!
• Well now I REALLY want a dress like this
• How can I get him to be more romantic
• The gym and me…a rocky relationship
• Are you excited for Jane Eyre?
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Candy Dish: Whipping my Hair Gave Me Whiplash
• Is Willow Smith too fierce?
• And this is why you NEVER become someone’s 4th wife!
• Okay, we’re excited for this!
• 18 awful examples of unwanted midriff baring
• An interview with Chet Haze: Tom Hank’s son and Northwestern’s most gangsta student
• Nicole Richie is looking leathery
• Brit Brit is sexting up a storm
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Glamour Says The Darndest Things: March Edition
Diane Kruger is a certified, regulation, top-tier hottie. I mean, she is ethereal enough to have been cast as Helen of Troy. She is currently boning and betrothed to wed Joshua Jackson (PACEY!) And she somehow managed to make stilted sexyface look alluring and hot on this month’s cover of Glamour. And I’m absolutely gagging (in the best possible way) over her cover ensemble.
Sexy Time: Tell Us Something We Don’t Know
Searching the internet for a new and exciting topic for this week’s Sexy Time, I became increasingly more disappointed when I realized that the latest “news” hits for sex studies are really and truly nothing new.
Tuffy Luv Hates The Power Struggle
I was stupid. I know I was stupid. I slept with the guy I’ve liked for a couple months in a casual hook-up sort of way. It may have happened more than once. I was sober (so was he). Yeah… not sure why I thought this was a semi-OK-ish idea either.
Glamour Says The Darndest Things: December Edition
For an issue that is supposed to be inspiring women, I was feeling pretty dejected reading through it. Glamour made me feel skanky, unhygienic, and sexually unadventurous. And then I came across an article that was so absurd that I had no choice but to feel a lot better about myself because at least I’m not clueless enough to take this advice seriously.
Weekly Wrap Up: Is It Time To Go Home Yet!?
Gwyneth Paltrow sang country, Lindsay Lohan and her father have been hanging out, John Mayer has moved on to married women…what hasn’t happened this week!? Trending topics this week have ranged from the slightly surprising (come on, it was only a matter of time before John lost ALL his morals) to the immensely bizarre.

Sexy Time: Stop Your Sexting
I never had a cell phone in high school. I guess I just wasn’t interested in being constantly plugged into the social web that was teenagerdom. It worked out pretty well for me, other than getting frustrated at friends who constantly texted at dinner, or being the last one to hear about the juicy high school gossip. What I did manage to miss out on, though, was sexting – and I’m awfully glad I did.