Today is not just your typical Thursday, oh no. This Thursday is particularly special. Why?  It’s Channing Tatum’s 32nd birthday! Our delicious hunk of a man turns  32, and though he does not look a day past 25, we still wanted to celebrate in the proper way. I thought about a few things that I could do to celebrate the birth of such a beautiful man, but baking a cake, throwing a party, and flying to LA to stalk his life seemed silly.

I also wanted to celebrate with all of you (and we all can’t fly to LA and stalk!). So I finally came to the decision that the best way we can all revel in Channing Tatum Day is to look at sexified pictures of Channing from over the years. 32 pictures for every year that this beautiful man has walked the planet earth! I tried to find every shirtless one I could! (You’re welcome.) So happy birthday, Mr. Tatum! You made today just a little bit brighter!

This girl looks familiar. Where do you know her from? Did she live on your hall freshman year? No… But you know that face. Those big brown eyes, that curly hair…

Waaaait a second.
You got it.
Yes! You know who it is!

Ruthie.
Ruthie Camden!
The adorable daughter to Rev. Eric Camden that we watched grow up on 7th Heaven.

Yeah, now she’s a 19-year-old sexpot taking promiscuous photos in her bathroom and posting them on the Internet. Not to mention the documented girl-on-girl tongue action. What happened to sweet, innocent, Jesus-loving Ruthie!?

I know what happened. Miley/Vanessa/Lohan happened. So thanks, girls, for ruining yet another young Hollywood starlet. Stay away from Abigail Breslin, bitches.