I learned a lot of valuable lessons during my high school years. Not so much from going to class or doing homework (because I didn’t really do that), but from being a horny teenager who lived at home and had thin walls.

You see, my bedroom was directly beside (sharing a wall) with my mom’s room, and that wall that we shared, the one right by my bed, had a vent that happened to be connected to her room as well. You couldn’t see through it, but we learned pretty quickly that this vent in our adjoining wall wasn’t quite soundproof.

Having acquired my very first “real” boyfriend (one that lasted more that a week…) and having a lot of fun experimenting with sex for the first time ever, this vent in the wall became something of a challenge. For a good few months there was a pillow wedged up against it, acting as some weird sound-proof barrier, but when the winter months rolled around and I started freezing at night, I realized that blocking the main source of heat that filtered into my room probably wasn’t a good idea.

But then we figured out the perfect way to drown our sexy noises while keeping my room at a comfortable 20 or so degrees – music. Sure, it’s not silence, and it still traveled through the walls, but I guarantee my mother appreciated the sound of slow bass late at night a lot more than hearing anything else coming through our walls. Read More »

I love a good makeout playlist like any other girl. I mean, I gotta have something to put on when I finally bring my crush (the president of a frat that will remain nameless) home for a “sleepover.” Hey, setting the mood is key.

So when I came across AOL.com 69 Sexiest Songs List, I kinda had to do a little illegal downloading to update my iTunes. Here’s a few:

69. George Michael, “I Want Your Sex.”

68. Nelly Furtado, “Promiscuous Girl.”

67. Mazzy Star, “Fade Into You.”

66. Ludacris, “Fantasy.”

65. DiVinyls, “I Touch Myself.”

64. T-Rex, “Bang a Gong.”

63. Marvin Gaye, “Sexual Healing.”

62. Goldfrap, “Oh la la.”

61. Mtume, “Juicy Fruit.”

Get the full list, and most importantly find out the #1 song here.