Leading Men We’re Burnin’ For

Moviegoers are in for one hell of a blockbuster season this summer. With all the sequels, prequels, and long-anticipated epics slated for release, there will be no shortage of box office smashes. But even more important is that these movies are a good source of your daily recommended leading man! Here are some of this summer’s hunkiest blockbuster hunks:

Hugh Jackman, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
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: Logan, a.k.a. Wolverine
Why He’s Hot: Not only does he wear a tight-fitting wife beater throughout the film, accentuating his muscular physique and tough Wolverine persona, but he gets nekkid, too! Read More »


Candy Dish: Just Another Musician With a Drug Problem

eminem-vibeEminem’s got a drug problem. Duh.

Alexander Wang helps the Gap.

Let’s talk about binge drinking.

Why is Shia LeBeouf’s mom gettin’ naked?!

Jessica Alba even looks hot when she’s working out.

More fun ways to rock the leggings.


Candy Dish: Did McSteamy Break His Penis?

mccormick.jpg“I’m sorry, maam, but I have a broken peen.”

George Anthony, grandfather to murdered Caylee Anthony, attemps suicide.

Kelly Osbourne heads back to rehab. In case you care about Kelly Osbourne…

We much prefer Shia LaBeouf this way.

Clinton’s senate seat is officially taken.

WTF is up with Joaquin Phoenix?

It’s all about the nude lip.

First Diane Sawyer, now Anderson Cooper? Those media peeps sure got down on Inauguration night.

Dear Sonic Burger, Please stop advertising in cities where you don’t exist!

Tips for getting your first vibrator.


Candy Dish: Fake Blondes Love Fake Tans

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Hef’s new twins sure love their self-tanner

…And his third girlfriend is still in college!

Britney can’t drive

“Kids”, listen to Diddy!

Courtney Cox loves her forehead too much

Hermione checks out Hahhhvahhrd

Sting loves this chick — I am jealous

Angie got a “Mommy Tuck“?

LaBeouf and ‘douche’ don’t exactly rhyme, but…

Who cares about this chick?

Alien baby or not, she sure is cute.

Movies so bad they’re…real?

Admit it, you want a Theremin!


Shia LaBeouf Arrested at Hospital for DUI

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Shia LaBeouf, the adorable movie star who used to seem so sweet and cute, apparently made a promise to himself to become just another one of those a**hole actors by breaking a bunch of laws in recent months. Early this morning (Sunday, July 27th), LaBeouf pushed his a**shole act up a notch by flipping his car on “the corner of Fountain and La Brea” in Hollywood and smashing up his hand bad enough to go into surgery shortly after. As soon as he got to the hospital, LaBeouf was arrested and charged with DUI.

Updates will no doubt come in as the day wears on, but as we all wait for those updates to happen, we here at CC are going to make our own promise to ourselves: no more fantasies involving actors who are lame enough to think that driving while intoxicated is a great way to get around.


Candy Dish: Cameron Diaz Enjoys Sloppy Seconds

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In case you weren’t aware, Hollywood is weird and incestuous

Samantha Ronson is straight up fugly. Even if you like girls who dress like skinny hipster boys (I’m looking at you, Lilo).

Shia keeps dissapointing me (one more strike and we are NOT getting married)

No hurrahs for Al-Hurra: the American government’s idiotic puppet propaganda channel is, not surprisingly, NOT POPULAR with the Arab world

George Carlin: we’ll miss you, you controversial badass

“Pregnancy Pact” perhaps not a pact at all…just “a lot of girls who know each other getting pregnant at the same time and being happy about it”

Mike Meyers is either a diva, or just freaking out because everyone hates The Love Guru

That jogging bra might just save your life (and not in the way you think)


Top 5 Reasons to See Indiana Jones

425indianajones113007.jpgIt’s no secret that I love Indiana Jones as a person, but I’d like to set my bias aside for a moment. Let’s face it—nobody thinks the new Indiana Jones movie is going to win an Oscar. But should you see it anyway? Yes, yes, and YES! Here’s why:

5. You gotta see it in order to believe what great shape Harrison Ford is in at age 65.

4. Rather than drawing on widely known and overused Biblical mysteries to supply the core of its plot, this Indiana Jones movie deals with a truly unique and very interesting archaeological mystery.

3. Even if you’re not an Indy fan, the movie is incredibly satisfying and really fun to watch. The stunts are hardcore (especially during a remarkable swordfighting scene that takes place in several moving vehicles) and the pace is breakneck. It’s pretty much impossible not to be entertained by this movie. Read More »


Candy Dish: Miley Cyrus is Still Illegal

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News flash: Miley Cyrus is still illegal

…Which apparently Roger Clemens is into

Baggage that will blow a second date (hint: it ain’t Prada)

Shia Labeouf is hot. Literally.

It’s fatsploitation, ya’ll!

I unapologetically love Harold and Kumar

Dating site for intelligent people–oxymoron, much?

There is such a thing as going too far for a cause

I was worried Speidi wouldn’t make it to the White House!

And for an old-school, battle-rap throw down


Shia LaBeouf: Your New It Boy?

shia.jpgTransformers. Yeah, I watched the cartoon. I was a child of the 80’s and I had a younger brother! We watched it all: Transformers, Thunder Cats (someday I’ll have to talk about how odd this show seems now…I mean, cat people? In spandex?), GI Joe. When I wasn’t playing with My Little Ponies, I was watching boy cartoons.

Which is why I’m slightly excited about Michael Bay’s giant Transformers movie. I can’t tell you if I’ll actually see it in the theaters, but its nostalgia. Nostalgia of the 80’s. Everyone loves them some good nostalgia.

Of course, being 24, there might be one more reason I’m interested in a movie about robots that turn into cars. And that reason might be Hollywood’s new It Kid, Shia LaBeouf.

The strangely adorable LaBeouf began his acting career on Even Stevens, a Disney show that was actually pretty funny, and soon graduated to bigger movies like Holes and this spring’s Disturbia (some of you indie flick lovers may also have seen him in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, a film that made me cry relentlessly for twenty minutes).

These days, Shia is making huge movies like Transformers and the newest installment of Indiana Jones, but no matter the film’s budget, always seems to carry with him a mature sense of character. He’s a great actor, and everyone seems to be noticing.

What about you, lovelies? Is Shia your new It Guy…or just some guy?