The Brangelina brood is from a ton of different countries, but they also get to travel to what seems like every country on earth. I bet people get SO annoyed when they are on flights with Brangelina because what’s worse than a crying baby on a plane? Six kids crying/playing/having more money than you on a plane!

So what that you have studied abroad in Italy for a semester? These kids have been to Italy a million times, and a lot of other countries, too. Take a look at these places that they have been and you haven’t. Try not to explode with jealousy. Read More »

When ‘DWTS’ first hit the nighttime scene it left the public puzzled. Where, we were wondering, are all the stars? 13 seasons later and we are still asking ourselves the same question.

George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend? Who cares if she’s in the spotlight now that she’s out of America’s leading man’s arms?

Rob Kardashian? Is he that annoying kid that’s always bumming off Khloe on KUWTK?

Since nighttime television spoiled us with not-so A-list stars, here’s who I would have loved to see on this season’s lineup: Read More »

The birth of yet another Beckham child has left us at College Candy wondering–what in the hell goes on inside that perfect household? And how do they all stay so effing attractive all the time? Magic?? And what about little Max and Emme? Good thing they turned out so flippin’ cute, because their dad looks like a creepy skeleton. Nice genes, J. Lo. But what will they have to say in twenty years about their parents’ mystery split?

Good thing celebri-kids are usually looking to make a name for themselves once they hit early adulthood, because that often means they solicit their posh childhoods in autobiographies and tell-alls and we happily buy it all up.

So which celebrity offspring chronicles are we anticipating the most? All of them, of course. But here’s a few that will without a doubt be top tier.

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If you’re not a huge gossiper/have a subscription to every tabloid/read the gossip blogs religiously/understand the issue that is Suri Cruise’s choice in footwear, it’s hard to understand what all your crazy, celebrity-obsessed friends are talking about. I mean, it’s hard enough to tell the Jonas Brothers apart – how does anyone keep up with Britney Spears’ relationship status (are they on? off? on? is she shaving her head again?!)?

It’s exhausting and you’ve got more important things to do than look at who Perez Hilton is drawing penises on this week. So let me help and be your Cliff’s Notes of gossip. I’ll bring you the 5 biggest Hollywood happenings of the week so you know what’s going on to the most important people on earth. (That was sarcasm, in case you didn’t get it.) Read More »

Let the nerdy boys of the world rejoice!

If you give a gorilla a Pop-Tart…

TLC (semi) reunion?!

Is there an actress in the Jolie-Pitt brood?

Dressing up dogs: cute or scary?

Watch: The Contraception Opera

He changed the literary landscape and will definitely be missed.

5 simple laundry tips 

K-Fed and Britney reunited?

And why is her song causing so much controversy?

Ginger Spice off the market!

The Jolie-Pitts take a family trip.

Forget low carb, pasta is cheap!

Paris Hilton has some advice for you.

Who said tequila couldn’t be classy?

Don’t leave home without these essentials.

Arizona Cardinals 101

A Michael Jackson musical? This I have to see.

• The Sixty One is set to rank music; breed pretentious jerks

• Is this newly discovered, endangered rodent adorable or freakish looking? It’s hard to tell.

• Hero alert! A 9 year-old girl drives her dying dad to saftey.

• ANTM Cycle 1 winner Adrienne Curry and Brady Bunch husband Michael Knight may be headed for seperation. As if this is shocking to anyone…

• Shopping + Strip Club = Pearl Street Mall

• Forbes creates a completely pointless list ranks the world’s most influential toddlers.