Okay, every other time I’ve written about screaming at the TV during Gossip Girl is officially taken back. Because tonight was the night for throwing sh*t in the living room during obsessive fits of GG excitement.Warning to fans who missed the episode (and if you did, I hope you had a good excuse – like finding Chace Crawford naked in your dorm after class or something): there will be spoilers in about two seconds. Major. Spoilers.

Before I get to the real juice, can I just ask if anyone else noticed the “dress” Serena wore to Eleanor and Cyrus’ wedding? Girlfriend needed some pants. Or at least the rest of her skirt.

Yes, tonight was a night of new beginnings in the wake of the death of Bart Bass. The funeral prompted Cyrus to ask Eleanor to get hitched ASAP. It prompted Lily and Rufus to plan to admit their love, and for Serena to encourage Lily to run off with Rufus. And it prompted Serena to run off to Buenos Aires with Aaron. And Aaron to tell S. that he’s falling in love with her, which might have been more romantic if it didn’t immediately follow his suggestion that their first time together be in the airplane bathroom. Read More »

Bodies are awkward things. And when you add some pumping and grinding from sweaty sex, there are bound to be a few mishaps. Lucky for you I have ample experience in screwing up during sex—and learning the ways to gracefully cover my ass.

You give him a bloody nose. So, you get caught up in the heat of the moment. There were limbs flying in every direction and maybe your knees were somewhere around the vicinity of your face. First, assess the situation. Grab a towel (or a tampon…didn’t anyone else watch She’s the Man) to clean up the mess. Is it something that can’t be fixed with a little low down lovin’? Nine times out of ten, a BJ can fix anything… even a little bloody nose.

He pulls the shocker. They don’t call it the shocker for no reason. That shit is shocking! If you dig it, go with it. If you’re not so into the move just let your man know. Or just move his hand. It is your body after all and it’s good to show them what you do—and don’t—like. Read More »