Who likes short shorts?

We get it boys, you like girls in short shorts. But you know what, we’re not all six-foot tall supermodels with legs that go on for miles. And not all of us want to wear short shorts. They’re not flattering if you’ve put on the frosh fifteen, and for some reason retailers sell ones that don’t even cover a gals cheeks (now don’t even get me started on women who buy these). But how about guys in short shorts? While you don’t see them everyday on the street, there are those guys who flaunt their legs in the short shorts. Sure there are many photo galleries of  girls in short shorts, there’s really not all that many of guys. Because here at CollegeCandy we’re equal opportunists, we bring you men in short shorts.

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Just in case Maxim readers are ever bored at work, we learned how to shove a water bottle in an office chair so your co-worker will have the instant sensation of peeing themselves upon sitting down. Whatever, whoever is gone long enough to allow a co-worker to do something so atrocious deserves to think they peed their pants. And needs to stop eating Bangin’ Burritos from the gas station and stay sitting at their desk for a while.

In Maxim’s newest favorite article ‘Maxim Office Assistant’ they interviewed the new prospect office contender. Lucky for all the horny toads in any man-child’s dream office – upcoming office assistant, Carissa, shares she thinks it’s sexy to pick up orders and move boxes in nothing but a jacket and sexy lingerie.  Looks like I’m never going to make the cut for sexy assistant. Since the last time I moved a box in a trench coat and frilly undies from Charlotte Russe was in a vivid nightmare.

Maxim did turn up the giggles in an article called ’50 Other Things To Do This Summer.’ No, one of them wasn’t whispering, “I know what you did last summer,” to every girl at the bar (something I just came up with in complete immaturity).  But it did have some solid advice past being a total creep. The only two I’ve accomplished?

1. Pull your sweaty underwear out of your butt crack.

2. Plan a roadtrip. Never go on it.

Aw Maxim, you make me feel so motivated and appealing.

Any hooker, time for the sexified article of choice called, ‘Go Out With a Bang.’  Awesome, it already sounds loud and obnoxious. Since Maxim is convinced the world is going to end in 2012, they’ve compiled a list of sexy-things to get done for every month. But we secretly all know dudes just want an excuse to hump things.

Maxim Say’s: July: Visit a sex club. Sex clubs are like the infomercial products of debauchery, because you get three kinks in one: orgies, voyeurism and exhibition.

Brittany Say’s: Awesome, sounds like a field trip from hell. But then, maybe I’m just being economical. Why don’t we save the sweat and heavy breathing on each other for December, when it’s cold and you can seal the end of the world while staring at the one thing that brought you there in the first place. Yah feel me?

Maxim Say’s: August: Have sex with a celebrity.

Brittany Say’s: Unless you’re thinking along the lines of having sex with Tom Green – you can kiss your celebrity fantasies goodbye. It’s not every day you can walk up to Bradley Cooper in the grocery store and ask him about your the melons. Or wait, I’m starting to get inspired…

Maxim Say’s: October: Have a sex marathon.

Brittany Say’s: I may be at risk of sounding too stuffy/totally girly with this one, but can we combine some finger food, True Blood and passionate eye contact with this sex marathon?

Maxim Say’s:  November: Do a stranger.

Brittany Say’s: Late November: Risk being perpetually stalked by that stranger you did back in early November. Change your locks. And slap your hand for sleeping with the guy with a packing knife in his pocket and an off-kilter stare just because the world was ending.

Maxim Say’s: December: Go all out on the internet.

Brittany Say’s: Omg Maxim, that’s so totally my plan! I think I’m going to do all of my shopping online this year, such great deals. Wait – you were talking about Craig’s List perv-speak for men and women, weren’t you?! Again, my innocence got the best of me. Looks like I’ll be on the ‘nice list’ again this year.

It’s almost that time of year again. Time to pack up those boxes and head back to campus to endure the infamous walk of shame walk to class, cafeteria food, cute boys in uniform, and a little math problem I like to call “peppermint schnapps + chocolate milk = excellent football game material.”  Cheers to that.

If you’re as excited as I am, it’s time to get a jump start and fill up your dresser drawers with some Fall-ish suga – aka the perfect fall wardrobe.  Lucky for me, this season (because I’m obsessed with it) gray is the new neutral.  Bye bye lint rolling the shiz out of all of my black clothes, right!?!  Aren’t you ecstatic?! Gray is such a soft, easy color and goes with absolutely everything under the sun.  So instead of running for cover in an end-of-summer sale rack of black, high tail it on over to the grays.

You won’t re-gray it. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

I’m always a fan of the sheer, v-neck tee.  It’s comfortable, it’s cool and would look beyond adorbz with a fedora and a long necklace. Oh and it’s only $4.99 and you could wear it to bed.  The beauty of the tee.

This skirt is perfect for a job interview.  The ruched sides make it unique and slightly flirty (but still profesh), and I love the steal gray color and subtly sexy back zipper.  Pair this sucker with a sharp pair of patent leather pumps and, whew, is it getting hot in here?

These flirty, floral denim (cheap – $15.80) shorty shorts are too cute.  The frayed hem is Daisy Duke style and totally sexy.  These babies would look cute with a lose fitting tee and flats.  I’m lusting.

Find of the year.  This cap sleeve dress would look perfect for business AND the club (those are my favorite matches, of course). I totally love its simple yet saucy attitude and versatile style.  Also, I would like to note that it would look smashing on any shape.

First of all, I think it’s funny that to find jeggings these days you must look under the ‘Pants’ tab not the ‘Leggings’ tab of your favorite shopping sites. Just a little slice of info for this lovely Tuesday. Anyway, these are a must-have.  Jeggings are truly brilliant.

We may not be going full-out-gray style right here, but this shirt looks comfy and stylish all in one piece of cotton.  See those jeggings above? This would make a fab outfit, and for cheap! Pssst. This shirt is only $5.99.

This tweed gray topper is great for upcoming fall.  I know you’re probably not ready for that quite yet, but if anything can get you geeked for fall it’s this kind of cuteness.  It would look adorable with any other texture (to add dimension to your wardrobe) and would work great for a windy day of a I-Haven’t-Showered-marathon.  It’s OK – it happens to the best of us.

I know this seems super simplistic, but I’ve been dying to find a place that has this comfortable top for cheap.  Luckily, we’ve found one for a measly $7.80. I’m willing to risk buying Jamba Juice for one day to pop for this baby.  Paired with skinny jeans, big sunglasses and lots of fun jewelry, this makes for a perfect shopping going to class outfit.

Each season the fashion mags publish their “Must Have Fashion” lists and each season I’m left drooling over Marc, Louis, and McQueen, wishing that my bank account was a little fuller. OK, a lot fuller. And it’s worse in the summer. Summer trends are among my favorite: the sunglasses, bikinis, embellished tank tops, and all the wonderful accessorizing opportunities!  It’s a party in my head… until I hit that one item that makes me want to vomit.

It always happens:

The go-go boot trend of ’03.
Pastel plaids of ’98.
Tech-Vests of ’01

Horrors!

Well, 2010 has rolled out quite a few tragedies of its own and instead of drooling, I’m left wondering WTF designers are smoking this season. Get ready to avert your eyes.

Hot pants

Got legs for days and a butt like Jessica Biel?  Then rock on with your booty shorts.  Just an average girl hanging out at the beach?  Opt for something that fully covers both cheeks.  This is one of those trends that works better on the runway than in real life.  And if you’re one of those stubborn fashion slaves who insists on being oh-so current, might I suggest buying some Hanes granny panties, hiking them way up and throwing a t-shirt on?

Over-the-knee and thigh high socks.

If you want to channel the cast of Clueless, buy a feathered pen, but for the love of hot weather, please leave the knee-highs to the Catholic school girls.  The inevitable leg sweat and 90-degree July heat both put a damper and a sweatstain on this questionable look.  I’m pretty sure Karl Lagerfeld didn’t intend on back-of-the-knee pit stains to become a subsequent trend.

Jellies

Well, since you’ve already got sweaty legs from those socks you’re wearing, might as well get the moist feet to match.  Nothing screams “my toes need deodorant” quite like rubber shoes.  They were cute when you were nine, not so much at nineteen.  Try again, fashionistas.

Fringe

I get it; it’s a modern take on flapper-chic.  But as long as you’re not going to Gatsby’s for summer cocktails, leave this trend back in the store for someone else to buy.  Mark my words, in two months you’ll look back at that Facebook picture where you’re swinging your hips as your fringed dress fans out around you, and want to die.  Un-tag.

Ew.

Be honest.

One of the biggest motivations for us college girls to get to the gym every day is the thought of all the hot guys that will be there. Yeah, we go there to burn off last night’s margaritas and nachos, but doing all that burning is so much better while ogling delicious, muscle-y coeds lifting weights, the sweat dripping off of their glistening brows.

But then there are the other guys. Those dudes that show up in attire that makes us want to throw up last night’s indulgences rather than jump their bones right up against the leg press.  Everyone knows that the bar gym is a great place to pick up guys, but these five fashion choices are definite dealbreakers.

Guys, no matter how hot you are, you don’t look good in these.

1. Spandex

I don’t care what kind of exercise you’re doing, spandex is NEVER necessary. This goes for outside the gym, too.  There’s nothing like seeing a guy jogging around campus and having a clear outline of his junk to wake you up for a 9 am lecture.  Spare me.  If you’re lucky, we’ll wanna see your man parts after a few drinks at more appropriate times (that is, unless we remember that we saw you at the gym wearing spandex).

2. Sleeveless Muscle Tees

Unless you’re Pauly D or The Situation, don’t wear muscle tees. They make you look like Pauly D and The Situation. We get it, you have huge biceps, and trust us, we love to watch you flex them. But not in an old t-shirt you tore up with arm holes that hang down to your waist. If we can see your entire upper body already, what’s the point of wearing a shirt anyway? And while we’re on the subject, let’s just make these illegal, K?

3. Short Shorts

Short shorts on girls? Fine. Short shorts on guys? Gross. Guy thighs are big, pale, and hairy – a very unattractive combo.  And trust me when I say I did not need to see that guy’s junk flop out onto the mat during a particularly intense butterfly stretch.

4. Velour Sweatpants

If you wear these to the gym you are probably also sporting #2, a fake tan, and a blowout (and maybe even a sweatband around said blowout. And sunglasses).  I always see guys wearing these in colors like maroon, teal, and white. Forget the fact that we can see the outline of your man parts, but WTF? Did you get lost at Macy’s and end up at Juicy Couture?

5. Anything one-piece
Like this. Or these. Come on now; do I really need to say it?

On the flip-side, though, one thing guys should wear MORE of to the gym: deodorant. Please and thank you.

When summer rolls around, boots get shoved to the back of the closet along with heavy coats, sweaters, and scarves. But who these days can afford to buy a wardrobe for each season? And who wants to give up wearing the fabulousness that is a hot pair of boots for nearly half of the year?

Well, you don’t have to! Boots can totally be rocked in the summer if you do it right.

Do like Kate Moss and pair boots with denim shorts in the summer, or rock them with a dress for a new look. When Fall rolls around, switch into skinny jeans or leggings. Voila – year-round fashion.

Here are some ideas for wearing those boots right now:

1. Tank top + shorts.
Add some edge to your go-to summer look with boots.

(From left to right) Charlotte Russe Trapeze Knit Tank, $12.99; Topshop Memphis Embroidered Tunic, $60; James Perse Long Racerback Tank, $55; Forever 21 Hannabel Denim Shorts, $16.90; Charlotte Russe Slouchy Cowboy Boots, $39.99.

2. With a feminine dress.
Boots add a masculine touch to any floral or flowy dress. Slouchy, brown styles complete a cowgirl or boho-chic outfit, but any boots can work.

(From left to right) BB Dakota Ink Blue Burke Dress, $49 at Chickdowntown.com; Charlotte Russe Floral Plaid Dress, $32.99; Forever 21 Strapless Shirt Dress, $22.90; Delia’s Ramona Riding Boots, $89.50; Charlotte Russe Slouchy Cowboy Boots, $39.99; Wanted Draw Slouchy Boots, $70 at Piperlime.com.

I recently went to Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC), a massive electronic music festival/rave, and saw some wicked cool costumes. While I didn’t go all out with leather and lace like some party-goers, I did enjoy stepping away from my usually more conservative outfits and wearing neon bright clothes. I liked it enough, in fact, that I figured I could try to work them into my daily summer wardrobe.

And why not? When paired with the right articles of clothing, bright pieces are a super easy way to add color and fun to your look.

The easiest way to incorporate color is with a bright pair of shorts. Sure, you have your reliable blue or black jean shorts that practically go with everything (so you can grab the nearest clean – or not – top), but colored shorts would make the outfit more vibrant and exciting. I picked up these shorts featuring destroyed cuffs from Wet Seal, and at $12.50, they won’t make you feel too guilty about dipping into your account for a “novelty” item. They come in a couple of other colors, and  if the cutoff look isn’t your thing, other styles are offered in even more colors.

I’ve been pairing these with a basic top (white or gray v-neck, anyone?), some key accessories and flip flops and my summer look has been instantly amped up. I’m even considering heading back to Wet Seal and getting every color they got.

Most guys we know stay up late dreaming of the day they might end up in a giant orgy with beautiful women. We, however, lie awake at night dreaming of a closet full of beautiful clothes. To the left, a wall of shoes. To the right, shelf upon shelf of delicately handcrafted bags organized by color and size.

Sigh.
We all have our fantasies.

Since guys can turn to the interwebs to get their daily fantasy fix, we thought you should, too! So, we’re bringing you some fashion porn. The best of the best in all things fashionable. Sure, it may be out of your price range, but it’s a fantasy, so live it up in all its delicious glory.

Who wears short shorts? We do! (Even if it means having to shave our legs.)

With such limited opportunities in your life to wear short shorts, you might as well take advantage before the cellulite sets in winter returns.  You’ve been working on those legs for a reason; show ‘em off! But, have no fear if short shorts are not your cup of skin baring tea – shorts come in a multitude of lengths this year, meaning there is something for everyone. Whether you are looking for shorts for the beach or shorts for the office, there is something appropriate for every occasion.  So no matter what your price range, style or the occasion, there is a pair (or many pairs) for everyone.

It’s (finally) June, which means shorts weather is fast approaching! I personally find it hard to spend a lot of money on shorts. I mean, they’re like 1/3 of a pair of pants for a similar price. Scam? I think so. Plus, they can only be worn for a few months a year. I’d rather invest in jeans or tops I can layer that work year-round.

This year, instead of hitting the mall in search of the latest trendy pair of shorts, stick with the pairs you already own and update them with other items that won’t spend 9 months of the year in storage.

1. Over-accessorize. Shorts give off a casual vibe, so adding a lot of bling will glam them up for a night out. Think stacks of metallic bangles, embellished sandals, long necklaces, etc.

Splendid Light Jersey Uneven Hem Tank – $49
Kohl’s Lee One True Fit Annabelle Shorts – $16.99
Express Metal Disc Pendant - $19.50
Liz Claiborne Logo Bangle Bracelet Set – $19.99
Pierre Dumas Viviana Sandals – $40

2. Dress up. Wear a collared shirt, a belt and heels. You will look fabulously summery yet professional for work (don’t wear short shorts to the office though!), or dressed-up casual for a weekend brunch with the roomies.

Express Silk Shirt – $19.99
Kohl’s Elle Cuffed Shorts – 26.99
Arden B Braided Pull Through Belt – $24
Michael Antonio Fonsilla Platform Sandals – $49.95

3. For a boho casual-chic vibe, wear a loose, billowy top with shorts. This offsets short hemlines for a classy and stylish look.

Guess Beaded Dora Top – $49
G by Guess Rhode Island Shorts – $39.50
Lifestride Maximus Sandal – $42.95

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We all know the infamous Nair song, “Who Wears Short Shorts?!”

Not me.

I’ve never really been a fan of shorts, namely because they never were really a fan of me. The ones that were considered in style were too short and all others looked like I was a mom out of 1987. They made me look chubbier, they gave me a camel toe (which is reason right there to hate them: “is your crotch hungry, girl ’cause it’s eating your pants”), and they were just so unflattering. And even worse, when you don’t have sticks for legs and you walk around a humid city in shorts, your legs rub together. Cute shorts or not, that is just a whole other level of uncomfortable that I’d rather not deal with. Then you have to start waddling, then your shorts ride up you pull them down and it looks like you are picking out a front wedgie…

It’s just bad news all over.

But not any more! Ladies, grab that Nair, forget about its heinous rotten egg smell (yummmy!), and get your legs r-e-a-d-y.

This season there are so many shorts in so many lengths that you CAN find a pair that works for you. Trust me, if I can find a pair I love, then lord knows you can too. And you don’t have to shell out the big bucks for bottoms that you can only wear 3 months out of the year in most parts of the country. Can I get a “what, what”?!

Here are my picks for cute, cheap and most-likely-to-be flattering shorts. High waisted and linen are great with wedges for day or night, bermudas are best worn with a high shoe, and colored bottoms are only for those who don’t mind attention in that area. And for those hot, casual days – pair a casual short with a tank top, long necklace and some flip flops and you’re good. to. go.

Bring on the shorts! (Click on the images below for all the deets.)